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rorzoi.bsky.social

neurodivergent but still sexy 🎨 adult || she/her opossum enthusiast -‘๑’-

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just saw the opera and the whole time i could only think about how i can’t let me and my parents walk in an alleyway afterwards

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wicked must be an INSANELY good movie if the only criticisms people can come up with are “i don’t like that they get emotional” and “her septum piercing is ugly”

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opossum of the day

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[trying to flirt] siblings or dating: me and you

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A hobbit-themed cover band called Imagine Baggins.

submitted 198 days ago • 74 comments

Coffee so good you flirt with the idea of having hope

submitted 198 days ago • 33 comments

the b in “boner” is actually a p that has one

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opossum of the day

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when your girl comes over for dinner cook your kraft macaroni and cheese in hot dog water so she knows you appreciate the finer things

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At Starbucks Lil Wayne is known as Tall Wayne

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telling my foreign roommate that peter dinklage was in a movie called elf and is now the talking goat in a movie about singing munchkins and witches and her giving me the most confused look i’ve ever seen on a person

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me and my boyfriend btw. this is a real photo of us. you may have heard of him.

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Beetlejuice should show up for a bit in non-Beetlejuice movies. Like, most movies

submitted 198 days ago • 70 comments

I lied. There’s no sex. Get dressed, we have to steal the Declaration of Independence.

submitted 199 days ago • 30 comments

now why the hell are they deleting shows now. not just cancelling them, but erasing them from existence. why. i want to watch rise of the pink ladies.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

6 x 6 being 36 is the fucking sexiest thing i’ve ever seen

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thinking about when my friend tagged me in this silly old weird guys post on tiktok and i was like hell yeah and then the weird guy kept replying to me and i got way too involved due to my nature of people pleasing and he started messaging me about his life and asking if i wanted to travel with him

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making out with you hold on i need to check on my puffles in club penguin real quick

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wait holy shit

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As NYPD officials boasted of the resources expended finding the killer of a corporate CEO, another sidewalk murder the same week, of a migrant teen, has not received the same treatment. hellgatenyc.com/two-manhatta...

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"Every flower tells a story of beauty and strength." Image Credit: ‪Ashi‬

submitted 200 days ago • 14 comments

what if he’s just a really big wicked fan and killed the CEO in order to get everyone to forget about the holding space interview

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i had this happen to me except it wasn’t songs it was kettle brand pepperoncini chips

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Who is #Luigi Mangione? He is a reader with 295 books listed on Goodreads. He holds a Master’s & Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science from the University of PA. He was the valedictorian at Gilman School in Baltimore. Worked on machine learning, robotics w/ projects on GitHub. An anti-capitalist.

submitted 199 days ago • 65 comments

I challenge anyone who asserts that The Princess Bride isn’t one of the greatest films ever made.

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every time i see luigi mangiones name, my brain automatically reads it as luigi’s mansion

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a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef

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despite my favorite movie most definitely not being Hot Fuzz, i still think it’s the best movie ever made. will not elaborate.

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Rocky Horror Picture Show is a holiday movie: there’s a feast, festive hats, and someone cries so hard their makeup gets all fucked up.

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the luigi stuff really overshadowed the 12th anniversary of the ikea monkey wearing a big coat

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