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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 13 hours ago • 63 comments

I have to hand it to the brits, "Rocket" is a way better name than "Arugula." Almost makes up for the fact that they call dish soap "Washing-up liquid"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

>Pet wet dog You have gained: Wet Dog Smell >Use Wet Dog Smell on Door The door opens

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

my second most rochester opinion is blue cheese dip or nothing. my first most rochester opinion is Wegmans

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

THE MAD FUCKERS ACTUALLY DID IT

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

When Yogi Bear says he's "smarter than the average bear," it's meant to be taken as a joke. In real life, however, very few bears possess the faculty of speech.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Somewhere out there is a guy whose fave movie was Boondock Saints the first time he had to answer that security question and he's been locked into that ever since

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I earnestly believe that we are in a golden age of Heathcliff comics right now

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

just signed up for my first 10k since 2018... can't wait 2 die

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up

submitted 9 days ago • 32 comments

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

submitted 11 days ago • 20 comments

As an American living in Europe, before the election I talked to a good number of people who told me they wanted to visit the national parks or NYC at some point (or Miami if they're Spanish). Now everyone's talking about the horrors

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Rowdy teen heir slides down banister into family tomb, messes with all the statues in record time

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submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Got to the secret third stage of blue prince. Carcassone? done. Myst? finished. Now we playing Battletoads

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

if you've never seen this video it is your lucky day. this go hard as hell. flocka

submitted 33 days ago • 8 comments

Blue Prince day 50: hmm, one word in this memo is slightly bolder than the others, did I include this in my notes? Blue Prince day 75: let's fill da conference room with dirt

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I beat blue prince, time to go out and be a productive member of society again [i linger overlong at my apartment door]

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

grateful for all of the dumb gimmicky runners in parkrun. one of them pissed me off so bad yesterday i got my best 5k time in 7 years just so i would beat him

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Experimental post: Dubious Statements from Official Sources In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.

submitted 47 days ago • 67 comments

Drive By probably isn't even the worst Train song, but something about the 8 bar verse-8 bar prechorus-16 bar chorus(-1 bar who the fuck knows) structure pisses me off so much. you guys don't deserve a 16 bar chorus

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...

submitted 52 days ago • 107 comments

You don't sing that the bird is the word because of woke. I don't sing that the bird is the word out of respect for David E. Gluck's masterful performance in Pink Flamingos. RIP :[

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments