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Wine lover, Event goddess, Disney fanatic, Texan in my soul, and College Football devotee. Trust me, I’m not worth a follow. Canes & SMU - ACC powerhouses
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When your dog stalls out and needs a reboot.

Had a vendor tell me they couldn’t work in a document provided because they only work in Google Docs and don’t have MS Office or Adobe. In 2025 that’s like saying you only have MS paint.

I absolutely crushed LL today. Definitely needed it because I’ve been doing terrible lately

I’m afraid to look in the mirror to see how sunburned I am

Anyone have Gluten free (allergy not preference) bbq side dishes?

Housing a giant ass cheeseburger and a beer to start the weekend off right.

Can I just set my out of office to say “the likelihood that your email is important is likely zero. You will get some form of acknowledgement within a week. Perhaps next time consider if this email is urgent or if you should have sent it 3 weeks ago”

AI: what if everything was shitty but convenient in the manner of a gas station hot dog?

As an adult I’m not afraid of the dark any more. Monsters under my bed? Please be frost dragons to keep me cool. I’ll pay extra. Living in my closet? What value are you providing or you better pay rent.

Does NatGeo know something about my bank account/lottery jackpot status I’m unaware of?

Fuckers. I got shit to do.

I may slightly be regretting my late afternoon nap.