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David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn

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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

submitted 35 days ago • 128 comments

BREAKING NEWS: Ninja water sausage retrieves a bit of toast.

submitted 35 days ago • 151 comments

Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’

submitted 36 days ago • 176 comments

now that the video limit is upped I can post one of my very favorite videos on the entire internet for you all to enjoy

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One of the greatest moments in CD compilation history

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Joy is fleeting, but fantasy football championships last forever

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Backstreet Boys’ single “Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely” was released 25 years ago today 💀

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Big article in the DISGRACED LA TIMES

submitted 175 days ago • 18 comments

Chris Getz is a tourist at the poker table filled with professionals.

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legitimately don't know if there's any reason to pay attention to the White Sox for the next 5-7 years. i don't know how you can find an ace pitcher 2 years away from free agency and your reaction is you can't wait to trade him away.

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great maybe one of these guys will turn out to be good enough to trade away in 5 years

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Caleb.

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god I love throwing away perfectly good food

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Werner! Werner, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Herzog. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well listen to this! *holds phone up to flies buzzing around a decomposing corpse*

submitted 215 days ago • 9 comments

alright the true test: is bluesky ready to liveskeet an AEW PPV?

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Reddit comment you cannot guess the end of by reading the beginning of

submitted 197 days ago • 8 comments

Basically, people who don’t mind being called weird are “good weird.” People who get mad when they’re called weird are “bad weird.”

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i don't believe in blocking people with different views. i think that everybody should listen to everybody else all of the time. i believe that everyone should quit their jobs and stop sleeping so that they can read all of the posts and consider all of the perspectives

submitted 197 days ago • 39 comments

tattooing “never watch the Bears” all over my body like the dude from Memento

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Can’t think of a better tribute to Quincy Jones that the Sanford & Son theme in a minor key during the in memoriam portion of the Emmys

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I’ve seen a lot of these bouncing ball videos (balls double until my PC crashes, etc.) but this one is absolutely mesmerizing. So many more of these on Slightly Satisfying’s TikTok. [youtube.com]

submitted 204 days ago • 1 comment

what an exciting time to be addicted to social media

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Had a minor cold last week which means my body will be coughing up yellow gunk for the next 4 months.

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::at the emmys:: You know, we lost a lot of wonderful people in the world of television this year ::the price is right theme song plays sadly on a piano::

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The boys and I figured we’d ask ChatGPT to help us solve a clue from the Times crossword.

submitted 514 days ago • 196 comments

Hey, 25 of 30 teams aren't trying -- the Yanks have spent about fifteen bucks - so not picking on the White Sox, but their owner is 87 years old. Is he installing bank drawers in his casket?

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Me to any video game difficulty level above “Easy”

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Look, I just gotta say, Pottersville looks like a lot of fun

submitted 528 days ago • 0 comments

Actually, SIR, this email did NOT find me well!

submitted 540 days ago • 0 comments

looking for a new hairstyle to try and make me look cool and I think i’m going to go with the Bozo

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Professional wrestling is very good but listen to me when I tell you, after ~5-6 beers it is very, very, VERY good.

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I cook meat one time per year at Thanksgiving and everyone pretends that it’s good. Listen guys, I’ve had meat before, and this meat is passable at best. I know I’m not some kind of meat savant. Just say “thanks, man, it’s fine.”

submitted 560 days ago • 0 comments

Telling everyone to “Get Stuffed” today

submitted 561 days ago • 0 comments

::having a mild disagreement with a family member at Thanksgiving:: The Bear is real.

submitted 561 days ago • 0 comments

If you can see through your t-shirt, brother, that’s a good t-shirt

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Given the very specific circumstances, I'd either check to see if I'm on drugs or if the baby is on drugs and if the latter find out where I could get some because clearly those are some gooooood drugs.

submitted 570 days ago • 377 comments

Please don’t make me have an opinion on Tajikistan

submitted 579 days ago • 0 comments

Hey when you feel terrible, is it ok to try and make other people feel terrible too?

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