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It’s better than // hippie, leftist, 18, and cis she/her “I’m at the age where I prefer Benihanas without the performance.”
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Some days I think about the centrist Democrats who spent their entire 2024 presidential campaign alienating the left in an attempt to chase right wing votes they were never going to get, and wonder if they think it was worth it.

Incredible amount of normie Dem voters have internalized that it should be illegal to pressure Dem politicians to change their shitty positions simply because the opposition is worse

We American’s need to start acting like the French. Those guys know how to make the government fix their shit.

My brother just admitted to being a “little stinky” in a session… Huge “errr”.

Wdym we’re entering a recession? No. NAUR! My ass can’t handle a hard life 😔

Y is my classic line “God, I need a beer.” I’ve never drank a beer in my life. #teenprobs

I’m afraid I have a Californian accent

Mama Ru save me

This call was not worth it

Tf do u mean I have to give up my Duolingo Streak??? I’m in too fucking deep! I have a 788 day streak!?????

Is Ethan Klein on ozempic bc wtf

Ok I am completely broken by this. The Hague and UN need to see this. #Texas

BROOO I WAS FUCKING SCHOOLING ON REDDIT AND THOUGHT I SAW ANIME ASS BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY JUST RAIBURU’S HAIR FROM YAN SIM BROOO WTFFFF MY BRIANNIS FUCKEES

Not me having to use the pomodoro method to get ANY work done like TFF 😭😭😭

Mother fucker did I just predict Sadie Sink would be the black cat or are these shitty news articles baiting me? Because if so, I’m a mf GENIUS BITCCCHHHHH!!!

What the shit is this?

When Roe was overturned, someone asked me what’s next. And I said: eugenics. Old-timey eugenicists were anti-abortion and pro sterilization (with varying opinions on birth control). Because it’s all about who should and who should not be having children. 1/2

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

RFK jr. has brought such visceral shame to his family. This “human” is disgracing the Kennedy name by leading with bigotry, hate, and misinformation. There’s a reason why none of your family loves you RFK jr. and it’s because you’re a fucking embarrassment to this country. You disgust me, RFK jr.

Dem’s project 2029 part 4

Oh shite I need to register to vote

I have a terrible habit of saying “the way” and “likeee” like wtf

The way Selina Meyers would be a great president rn

#GVerse #Food4Thought 😉

Katy Perry is trying so hard to be relevant again. & with how the media works it’ll prob work. Welcome back Katy, and fuck you for purchasing a Tesla.

Bruh what is this vidcon line up…

Y’all know Melania is actually pro-choice? Crazy right.

I got a cat backpack for my pom

Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill”, history repeating itself!

You know, is Sebastion from the Minecraft movie grows up to be an evil person, I’d still vote for him to be president. Why? Because once you honor Techno like THAT? That’s permanent loyalty from me, man…

I’m scared to become 20 because then I’ll actually be old

If someone doesn’t like the Spider Verse movies just tell them to go eat protein powder then tape their mouths shut. That’ll teach them to toughen the fuck up

Like 40% of us know

Hahahaha I’m not a minor anymore I can interact with everyone now 😈😈😈😈

The goddamn liberals got us again! Damn you Biden!

Why was the Minecraft movie actually SO good. Like the visuals were MWAHHH

How do we live in a world where I’d prefer Arnold Schawrtz as President over Donald. Like… Arnold is considered a democrat now, which is even crazier as the former Republican California governor

my offer to america: we bring woke back

Umm ignore my posts they’re kinda pathetic 😕

Guys I just got 5 Funkos yesterday! X3

Guys i wouldve gone to the protest but I only found out today

When I’m rich imma get a spider-man Conan Funko and the woody one… If it’s the LAST THING I DO!!!

Everyone on this app is so old.