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The last five times a new Pope has been elected, Everton have finished in the top five that year or the season after… 2013 - 5th, record Prem points 2005 - 4th 1978 - 4th 1978 - 3rd 1963 - 1st Other years a Pope was elected… 1939 - 1st 1914/15 - 1st And, of course, 1878 🔵

white smoke emanates from a wetherspoons indicating that a new archbishop of banterbury has been appointed

If you are looking for something to entertain the kids (or yourselves) for 5 minutes this long weekend, can I ask you to consider this? Mavis is a resident at the care home my wife works at, she is a lovely lady and she has no family to help her celebrate turning 103 next week.

Get well soon @nevillesouthall.bsky.social, hope you are back on your feet soon

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

Autism isn’t an epidemic. It's not a disease. It’s a natural variation in how people think…which, frankly, is a relief in a world where most people don't think at all.

Only hours left to go. Can I knock Let Them off the number one spot in the Audible chart and go to bed king of chatty books? Unlikely but worth a push.

Never forget that Matthew Corbett is a man of hidden talents.

Everton missed a trick 2 of those stands should have Reid and Southalls names on them Honour them while they live

He could throw a Mini the length of a football pitch and jump over a golf ball. Now that's magic.

If the headline wasn't bad enough, they also did this: What a shower of cunts.

Almost 1 in 5 people claiming Universal Credit and disability payments have used a food bank in the last month. Proposed cuts to disability support risk driving more people to food banks. As my MP @matthewpatrick.bsky.social, will you ask the PM to rethink these cuts?

Liverpool becoming the first and last team to lose the League Cup at Goodison Park

Who's at right back? Trippier *playing a theremin* Who's at right back?

@wolvesfc.bsky.social @evertonfc.com #Everton 😢🕯️💙

And with that Everton are sitting atop the Premier League David Moyes division.

For the blues who wanna watch our first game!! ##Everton #utft #efc #Bramleymoore @evertonstadium.com

Salah netted his 50th Penalty for Liverpool today. Everton have had 67 penalties since the Premier League was formed. Michael Oliver MOTM though.

I don't want to get my hopes up, but a 98th minute equaliser would be very, very funny.

I see the refs are against them again.

T'was ever thus

Decent :)

If you’re happy and you know it stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it getting up will surely blow it If you’re happy and you know it stay in bed.

13 Points off the Relegation places. More importantly, 13 points from European qualification. Renamed Bramley Moore the David Moyes Stadium

If your manager gets sent off, it should be an automatic loss of 9 points.

Charlie Adam set piece special!!!!

Tell me more about cancel culture

Lovely story this. It's a real long shot but can any blues help this lad track down the fan from 1983? vm.tiktok.com/ZGdUFRQD2/

Remembering this man, who would have turned 55 today. We miss you, Super Kev. 💙

David Moyes on Beto "Some times in life you just need an opportunity."

I wasn't convinced about bringing Moyes back. I know fuck all.

Easy to say now like... But imagine if we brought Moyes back when Carlo left

Probably unfair if we sign anyone else before Monday now. Got to give everyone a fighting chance #efc

John Prescott’s coffin has arrived at Hull Minster for his funeral. Appropriately, the hearse was a Jag, as is the family’s car. A knowing wink you suspect. Two Jags to the end.

absolutely rush that baby through production

Fulham and Aston Villa could both really do us a favour this afternoon. They win and we are in a good position to propel ourselves up the table

Great. So now we can't trust Snopes???? www.snopes.com/news/2025/01...

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Happy Birthday Janey. RIP. #Trumpisacunt

A weekend well spent!