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Professional writer. Also amateur. https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0748706/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk https://www.soccertownmedia.com/ https://www.newyorker.com/contributors/kirk-j-rudell
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PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS: Let’s use lived experience and the best medical data available to give as many people as possible a chance at a happy life. GOP: Trans people should be tortured until they don’t exist. THIRD WAY: *solemn* What is the center of those two things?

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when u soft launch ur affair

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I’m in Europe and very late to the news that Stephen Miller’s wife is apparently trading a broken dick for a broken dick.

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Whoa! What a very real twist!

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Goddammit they shot Alligator Man

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Do we know yet which obviously necessary step Elon demanded they skip?

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“Yeah, can you take two tonight at oh let's say nine o'clock?”

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Cardinal Pizzaballa is my pick to be the new Duck Dynasty patriarch.

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“Trump” is now shorthand for how not to run a country.

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CHARRED FLANK STEAK TO GRILL: “Ok I’m done with him.”

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Private equity makes everything worse for everyone except the CEOs and shareholders who need more Yacht Money and if we had a functioning government/society it would be heavily regulated.

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“What’s a fine-looking woman like you doing with a can’t-swim motherfucker like him?”

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Every pet has one correct “human” voice and it’s whichever one you do.

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Every pet has one correct “human” voice and it’s whichever one you do.

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But this guy would have an absolute shit fit if he ordered a dozen oysters and got eleven.

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Karoline Leavitt behaves like her boss will be in power forever, and I look forward to her facing consequences like another Christofascist who lied from the White House podium, Sarah Sanders, who *checks notes* is Governor of Arkansas. Ok, then like Kayleigh McEnany who- Ok, like Sean Spicer who-

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Launched it into jorbit

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“So when Donald Trump got elected and Jared beelined to Washington in search of access to rooms he’d never otherwise be invited to enter, Charlie likely saw this as a pivotal opportunity to realize a return on his investment…Jared could bring his felon father back into the centers of power.”

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A few years ago, when Facebook was spending billions to (briefly) create its own Netflix, they bought a show I was running. It was AVOD, meaning there would be ads, so we asked the executives if we should write to commercial breaks. “No need. The Product will determine where the ads will be.”

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