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Ah, yes, I am so sanctimonious to think that the animal corpse loving, anti-science idiot and the guy whose actions are directly killing people by the hundreds of thousands shouldn’t be brought into the Democratic Party. I am definitely the problem here.

I leave the US for a couple of days and you people can’t hold your shit together.

Honest-to-fuck can't believe that he's forcing adults to call it the "Big, Beautiful Bill" and we're not laughing in their stupid faces over how ridiculous they sound when they say it, as in "Mike, you're a fucking grown-up. Legislating is serious business. Act like it."

This is a kid who was called “Thomas Fuckface” a lot.

Harvard should rescind the degrees of any former students who work for the Trump administration for ethical reasons and to say, “Yeah? Fuck you, too.”

We are so getting attacked.

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A biology prof at Louisiana Tech had her NSF grant cancelled. The title of the study was "Effects of Leaf Diversity on Aquatic Insect Colonizer Diversity." She used "diversity" and that made it get flagged. That's the level of stupidity we're dealing with here. lailluminator.com/2025/05/06/s...

You gotta be pretty damn insecure in your heterosexuality for a ship named after Harvey Milk to bother you so much. www.cnn.com/2025/06/03/p...

Yes, Elon, you should totally fund primary challenges to everyone who voted for this bill. Show them who's boss. Get a slate of absolute lunatics for Democrats to run against.

The head of FEMA doesn't know about hurricane season and the Secretary of Education doesn't know easy math. I think even Armando Iannucci would think that was too absurd to be realistic.

Yarvin, who is a fucking dumbass lunatic, became radicalized as a fascist because he fully believed the lies of the Swift Boat vets attacking John Kerry. It's almost farcical in how stupid that is.

Just because I’m in London doesn’t mean I won’t totally do @stephaniemiller.bsky.social at 9:30/6:30 this am. Or 2:30 this pm if you’re in the UK.

Hello, London. Nice to see you again, too.

It’s a way to get students to take out more private loans rather than federal student loans. It’s pure greed by extremely rich fucks.

“And why should we deny you the suffering that Jesus wants you to feel?”

Yes, but do you have a Race With the Devil t-shirt with Loretta Swit’s face on it?

Seriously, at some point, just disbar these fuckers for wasting a court’s time.

You know, I'm also Russian, but no one expects me to support Putin and his war crimes in Ukraine. No one calls me a "self-hating Russian" if I'm not on Russia's side.

If you’re zip-tying children and you’re not questioning your life choices, you’re a goddamn psychopath.

“Bladder issues”? Just say that Elon was tweaking on so much ketamine that he pissed his pants.

Beyond the cruelty, the amount of gear is absurd. It’s meant to intimidate, but you just look dumb. I’d be embarrassed to roll up to a kitchen looking like GI Jerkoff to grab someone for being undocumented.

Removing 500,000 people, many of whom have jobs and contribute to the nation's economy, is gonna be a hell of a blow to the country, but, hey, at least those brown people will suffer.

Nothing is ever this dumb orange motherfucker's fault. "I was just a naive president under the spell of the evil Federalist Society" is some low-rent bullshit.

You could say that Musk personally had hundreds of thousands of the poorest people in the world murdered so he could get richer, and you wouldn’t be wrong.

More guns and less education?

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Just to be clear, the court ruled that Trump broke the law. He just hasn’t gotten away with it yet.

The administration should have to refund all that has been paid so far.

This is one of the most ignorant and racist things our government has done as a policy in years. I’d say we’re shooting ourselves in the foot, but we ran out of feet a while ago.

Real Americans want to sit in traffic for hours because freedom is confinement in your car.

I have read and seen more incredibly weird fetish porn than you would ever want me to tell you about. And I haven't come across "rapist asteroid." That is niche beyond niche.

I'd respect them more if they'd stop talking about "free speech" and just said, "Fuck your freedom. We're forcing you to agree with us. Try to stop us."

Yes, @politico.com, it's so awesome that Trump gives so much time to the press so he can answer questions with "What?" and "Ask my lawyers." Generous to a fault.

Maybe I'm crazy, but I'm more concerned about the widespread violence against trans people than I am about one or two trans girls competing in high school sports.

I'm old enough to remember when RFK, Jr. said under oath, "I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me" just two weeks ago.

DEI isn’t pointless. DEI training often is (because it’s quite badly written), but so is lots of bureaucratic bullshit that exists so HR can check a box that says, “Avoided lawsuits on that.”

"𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐟𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩'𝐬 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬 & 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞--𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚" "The DISTURBING Signs of Dementia in Trump's Behavior" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep5a...

If I were a governor, I'd work to get consensus to raise state income taxes on the wealthy by whatever Congress cuts the federal taxes by. I'd say it's so we can maintain the services that Republicans are gutting because we actually give a shit about people. Then I'd add 1% more because fuck you.

Immigration courts should insist on holding hearings by videoconference so that immigrants who are routinely checking in won't face lazy-ass ICE agents looking for quick arrests.

This is government by extortion. If Republicans allow it to happen, then Democrats should promise to do it in return. Start with refusing to federal funding to any state that doesn't provide abortion care.