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public defender, trivia dweeb, community theater actor, occasional TV host, and soup enthusiast top 1.5% on lichess
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inside you there are two wolves. and two goats and two cabbages. you must

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escape room hack: on your first day, walk up to the biggest, toughest guy and punch him in the face

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seems about right

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more like the Very Hunky Caterpillar, if you ask me

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Sheep in a Jeep: Fury Road

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NO KINGS NO SLAVES NO NAZIS gets you the three good American wars, in chronological order no less. sounds insane to argue against any of them and yet it is very clear which side you're on

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according to edgar allan poe, the answer to "sherry baby, can you come out tonight?" is "no."

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it's called the Elizabeth Line because its route points to Elizabeth, New Jersey

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happy Stew Year's Eve, y'all

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le monocular de mon avuncular

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all of my plans for the future involve giving my cat a z-axis

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and I hope this email finds you well / I hope it finds us both well

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Thomas Brodie Sangster, I know, I know, it's serious

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told the bar they could take the music back from me post-hosting trivia while also telling touchtunes to play bananaphone

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it's that time of year again

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lin-manuel miranda implies the existence of lin-manuel samantha, lin-manuel carrie, and lin-manuel charlotte

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titanic (1997) came out before titanic (1997) did and it's just plain better. maury yeston why did you never hit those heights again

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♫ dear evan hansen what to saaaay to you / you broke your arm, you did some people harm / when you lied about that stuff at school? / well that wasn't cool ♬

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what exactly are the two of you doing that makes the FIRST thing a snowman asks, having just been brought to life/ordained as clergy, "are you married"

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every zoo is a petting zoo. it's just a question of your determination

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