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I put my pants on like everyone else: while crying that we can’t seriously have to do this anymore.

when I meet the host of a podcast I listen to:

Tfw HE’S IN THE ORDER OF THE GASH!

The White Lotus finale was bad and should feel bad:

Good morning. If you have an April fool’s joke planned, stop it.

Only 7.5 hours left in the work day, no point in starting something new.

*wakes up* *looks around* *goes back to sleep*

rebecca black voice: pi day

Oppugn? OPPUGN?!?! What are we even doing here, Spelling Bee?

Just set your clock 92 hours forward. Time isn’t real

here’s how madame web can still win

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

any minor inconvenience to me should be illegal

I’ll say it: anyone who sees a movie starring this monarchist fuck is a class traitor

Never Forget

Shania Twain “The Rock” Johnson

My boss encouraged us to think about why we come to work every day. I don't think "I need money to live," was the answer she was looking for.

Great now the TikTok links friends send me REALLY won’t open

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oh great, another new year. how many more of these are there

Happy new year, indeed.

going into 2025 with this energy

all the english ppl on tiktok are melting down bc americans don't know or care who robbie williams is, and let me just say: good. I don't understand why you ppl made him one of the biggest celebrities in your country and I don't really want to learn. sorry guys but that's how it is over here