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ruh-rho.gay
they/them and aggressive about it wannabe cryptid married to @breetz.zone
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we are in a diner that seems to be exclusively staffed by 60 something year old men, but they have a lesbian flag proudly displayed. i love it.

going to a premiere for a film where i was a far away extra in a single scene and getting to be the real life version of this meme:

local shop owner asked me if i was eating well because im “getting so thin” so if you need me ill be basking in that for the rest of my life

short torso and long leg problems. shorts too short, shirt too long!!!

doctors appointments next week on planning to embark on the next phase of life. (eternal screeching)

if i dont bully people about their AI usage, who will?

CACKLING

ran to it today and cut 45 seconds from my mile time 💁🏼‍♀️

got asked why im glaring at the dumbbells before grabbing them i… im not wearing my glasses and im trying to read the weights…

i have the house to myself. so that torturing the dog with disney karaoke at 1am

just had a thought. i’m nonbinary but have a very male-coded name, so if there’s ever a situation where people who are legally X are assigned M or F, id probably be auto assigned M, making me still trans.

seph is very emotional tonight and i cannot for the life of me figure out what’s wrong she usually only “awoos” when theres fire trucks, but tonight she’s been awoo-ing randomly?

i love how seph is absolutely not food aggressive or possessive at all. i can take her food bowl from her while shes eating and all she does is look up at me like “🥺 but i wasnt done yet…”

i got people to start arguing over the ethics and morals of laws surrounding cannibalism on tik tok LETS GOOOO

and then i died

the autistic rage is rapidly building up inside me

habemus papam everyone

dunkin is BLASTING take on me this morning

facebook marketplace is the enrichment in my enclosure

highly recommend putting Rocky Road to Dublin on your running mix, if you haven’t already

gonna recolor my hair later. should i do a more orangish red or stick with straight red? i already have the supplies for both.

????? my brain suddenly gave me an intense urge to have a corn cob costume and then made me start crying because i dont have one WHAT?!

i only buy pit tickets anymore. which means i rarely go to concerts. because who in their fucking right mind thinks $2,000 is an acceptable prove to pay to stand packed in like sardines???

laying in bed having deep discussions about the purposes and relationships between each of the octonauts is the peak of marriage, actually.

today my trainer decided that we were gonna be work out buddies and he was gonna do leg day with me and not charge me for a session and im still in awe?? like???? i just???? idk!!!!

i just got cat called on my way home from the gym. i deserve to be able to murder one man a month.