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Need to get off twitter but have a relentless urge to POST

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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

submitted 137 days ago • 191 comments

Desperately need a group of nerdy cynical funny people to follow omg

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Why are there so many people here who are married with families? I think it might be the biggest cultural difference coming from X 😭

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

I miss X 😞

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Good for you @lisamurkowski.bsky.social. This was an example of courage. Now, show real courage and stand up for America by voting against some of these horrific and dangerous nominees.

submitted 149 days ago • 133 comments

I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours. I’m currently working on a new version.

submitted 150 days ago • 202 comments

I just think I’ll never see a Superman movie in quite the same way after watching The Boys’ take of superheroes as propaganda but hey! I’ll always love man of steel where he was fighting the space nazis.

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Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars George Lucas: Jizz Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could- Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz

submitted 183 days ago • 70 comments

In fight or flight at the office holiday party lol

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie

submitted 193 days ago • 280 comments

I’ve skeeted like 7 times today. That’s pretty damn good for a guy my age.

submitted 196 days ago • 16 comments

"I feel so bad today..." —Richard Brautigan #poem #poems #poetry

submitted 197 days ago • 36 comments

How DARE you fucking talk to me like this

submitted 199 days ago • 6 comments

This is controversial, it IS extreme, and we will fight this tooth and nail. Fuck this bullshit.

submitted 200 days ago • 1636 comments

If you don’t release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin right now i swear to god

submitted 216 days ago • 3 comments

There are Skeets everywhere for those with eyes to see them.

submitted 216 days ago • 1 comment

Where are the real skeeters? Those who skeet from the depths of their heart? Where are the skeets from the dark underbelly of the mind? Those are the skeets we need today.

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

The thing this site is missing the most is the charli xcx zillenial gays I fear