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That one guy. No, the other one. Master in the paradox of being a smartass and a dumbass simultaneously. Woke since ‘89, Broke since ‘99, Smoke since ‘09 FUCK THE POLICE
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Escalators can never break they can only become stairs.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Well my life just went real sideways real fast. Really wish I lived in a country that didn’t seem to actively hate me. Seriously fuck america. I’m gonna go drink.

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Live look at the NBA's lead decision-maker:

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Whoa…

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

TIL, there are several kinds of Unicorn.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I’m still stuck on how we agreed that wearing a camera with FB spyware into bathrooms and people’s private property is acceptable. It’s bigger than just profit, it’s a circumvention of basic privacy. And trust someone in the govt will figure out how to collect those private vids for some evil shit.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The government is trying to kill us.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

The conference finals are gonna be 🔥 🔥🔥

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Damn OKC are getting hands on everything

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ESPN+ is the single most useless service you could ever pay for. Pay us money to not watch the shit you want to watch and instead get a bunch of shit hot take vids shoved down your throat as we cut the coverage that made us good once.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

There has been an insane amount of dope game releases this year and it’s easy to overlook some but y’all don’t sleep on South of Midnight. That game is more special than it’s getting credit for

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

*taps sign* The pope is still the leader of one of the most bigoted and hateful institutions ever created.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Damn Caruso get it boy

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Look I get that Jokic is awesome but I still don’t know how the hell Denver is staying in this fight but I’m so here for a game 7 of this

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know man the round pole goes in the round hole is a pretty basic shapes based interface that most people get. Shit it’s even reversible. It’s the usb-c of interfaces.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Explains a lot about my life

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Even with that toe injury Garland is missing some layups. Then again so is everyone else so 🤷‍♂️

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Damn the Cavs has gone ice cold

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

A small local winery around me that we love to visit recently started selling beef cuts from cows they raised on the farm and holy shit it’s easy to forget how much better fresh meat is than the store bought stuff. Added bonus I know they’ve been raised humanely and are well taken care of.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously YouTube how TF can you keep figuring out new ways to ruin your app. Whoever decided to shove even more shorts garbage into the feed on TVs should be tied up, kicked in the nuts repeatedly, and then thrown into the sun.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It’s depressing as hell watching this GSW game knowing what could’ve been if Curry was on the court.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Been a really rough playoffs for Pods. He can’t hit anything by accident at this point

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Oh no Tatum. That looked like some serious pain.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Dallas is proof karma doesn’t do shit

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the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

Ok Gordon I see you 👀

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

How can the ESPN app still be this bad? I hate every single time I have to open it to the point I try desperately to use anything else. Spend some of that money you don’t use to pay your people to fix this garbage. The idea that they want to push it even more while it’s so broken is crazy.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a hard line to walk. I can’t pretend I don’t love a lot of Nintendo’s work over the years and its commitment to its people and making games right but they are often a hostile and at times outright evil corporation. Hope someone with the funds stands up to and slaps these bullies into the dirt

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Merrick Garland didn't do this and we're all living with the consequences. basic rule of law, democratic republic hygiene stuff

submitted 16 days ago • 31 comments

Keurig is great for making coffee when you hate coffee, the planet, and yourself.

submitted 16 days ago • 31 comments

Mitchell is a dawg

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t wait for all the Tyrese isn’t overrated people to explain this one.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

@austinwalker.bsky.social The convo y’all had at the top of the KOTOR 2 pod was great. It was nice to listen to multiple people trying to figure stuff out and do the right thing acknowledge how hard it can be esp in a group. Glad you found an option and as a KOTOR sicko I’m psyched for this shit.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

There’s cool and then there is Denzel cool. They are not on the same planet.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder the “woke pope” still participated in a group that has spent decades protecting and hiding child molesters and rapists. He’s not hope he’s just a PR stunt. Stop falling for these cultist. Occasionally saying trans people shouldn’t actively be burned at the stake isn’t shit.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

And I’ve now muted all talk about the pope.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Cool the cult of bigoted asshats chose a new top bigoted asshat. Can’t wait for the spin of he’s the least bigoted one they’ve had in forever

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I feel seen

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Am I stopping at a Starbucks on my way home to get a coffee for my ex that she will probably not drink b/c I’m trying to be civil? Yes. Am I an idiot for doing this? Also, yes. 😮‍💨

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submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

OKC tonight

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Holy shit you can just do that!? 🤯

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Perfect. No notes.

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They just can’t help themselves

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