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The 23rd player in USWNT history to score in her first cap 👏 Izzy Rodriguez 👏

FIRST CAP AND FIRST USWNT GOAL FOR IZZY RODRIGUEZ 🔥 (via USWNT)

2022 NWSL Draft grades: In retrospect, Izzy Rodriguez has been a sneaky good addition when all has been said and done.

Izzy is my fav 🥹

Lewis, you arsonist 😂

I want to wake up and rejoice

Fuck.

let’s get real for a moment: it’s water on toothbrush —> then toothpaste on toothbrush —> then water on toothpaste on toothbrush —> THEN you brush

Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"

This team is just so good. 😮‍💨

Ireland are dirty as hell 😡

“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

I wish I was taller

🤔

Just blasting Prince’s guitar solo directly into my neurons

probably a good time to bring this back

Honestly, looks like it’s possible the Dems save Republicans from themselves (at least to a certain extent) again. Not sure how I feel about it

The sixth set of Byrd droppings is out and WOW - huge and COSTLY loss for Republicans. Loan repayment changes can only be for new borrowers, and they lost on CSRs, can’t add new Hyde language, plus other stuff. By my rough calculations, this just cost Republicans $150 billion or more of their cuts

This is our DnD campaign map. Faerûn, but post-Gaia tectonic events.

Gyad damn. This is just amazing.

Psaki: "Do you want [Schumer and Jeffries's] support, or do you not care?" Mamdani: "I want their support, and I want the support of any leader ... because ultimately what we are looking to show New Yorkers is the fact that this is an ever-expanding coalition."

No. I don’t believe it.

Not like this. Not like this.

If you’re killed in the Matrix, you die here?

Understand? Then hit me… if you can.

I’m actually excited to see the F1 movie this weekend. Haven’t been in a theater since… I guess Fast X in 4D. Hmm seems to be a car theme here…

the best part of this is that Ackman said he woke up depressed but then came up with this great idea, and the great idea is just to fund one of the other guys in the race

it seems the Trump admin is going to turn the National Science Foundation headquarters into a personal mansion for HUD secretary Scott Turner talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/natio...

Goals.