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The time of the IR scholar is over. The time of the terminally online scholar has begun.

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While many of you are likely yelling "he’s gonna do it" or "the girls are fighting" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

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"What is best in life?" "To watch your enemies crush each other, see them drive each other insane, and to hear the lamentations of their fanboys."

submitted 1 hour ago • 8 comments

i keep seeing people say this is kayfabe, but i have never seen any indication musk knows what kayfabe is, and everyone in trumpworld fucking hates musk. there’s also been a ton of reporting that suggest musk is coming apart at the seams.

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Buddy, if you think I can’t both laugh at something and be full of incandescent range at a different thing at the same time then have you even been an American?

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“No truths”

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a lot of people getting their licks in on elon now LMAO

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.

submitted 3 hours ago • 170 comments

Yeah they might make up later as some are saying but it’s important to remember both Elon and Trump would lose to the 4th grader (or whatever they were) on that game show and this is absolutely genuine

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

y'all are gonna make kayfabe trend on here for how much you keep posting it, but I need you to remember we are not dealing with a 4-d chess guy, or a chess guy, or even a checkers guy

submitted 3 hours ago • 54 comments

Trump last month: Elon, you know, we like him. Quirky little guy. Big tech. We’re letting him do tech to the country, and it’s very good Trump today: My advisors would like the Special Forces to conduct their first operation within the United States. We plan to do experiments on the Yakubian alien

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This is Charles and Diana for nazi teenagers

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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

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Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 3 hours ago • 89 comments

Who gets custody of JD in the divorce?

submitted 3 hours ago • 275 comments

Absolutely no outreach to Musk. He bought his ticket the second he tried to buy the presidency and then went hog wild on the executive branch. Let’s get crush his businesses and send his ass to jail

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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

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guys...GUYS

submitted 4 hours ago • 56 comments

Presumably right now he’s wondering if Big Balls is better at blowjobs than Destiny and is going to make his decision accordingly

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

is being terminally online bad for you? yes does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off

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"Elon went woke. He went woke, it's a terrible thing what's happened, to Elon, but nevermind, we have some great people here in the white house, we have [tilts head] Big Balls, let's have a round of applause for Big Balls, he's working very hard and he's a great patriot."

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It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

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This is what it was like being online when Trump got covid

submitted 4 hours ago • 8 comments

Holy shit, he is *calling the bluff*. You can't extort someone who has no self-preservation instinct (because he's out of his mind on Special K)!

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

Elite conflict

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DEPORT THE BOER

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.

submitted 5 hours ago • 37 comments

I still have no idea what the hell Prigozhin was thinking not completing his coup attempt tbh

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Remember to spay and neuter your scheming viziers; they can do a lot of work for you but once they start knocking up the rest of the imperial harem it's a mess

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the best part of this whole shitfight is that there’s no upside to it for either of them

submitted 6 hours ago • 16 comments

stonks

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

submitted 6 hours ago • 57 comments

Get ready for a rant. School Uniforms are fucking evil. 1/

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

i now see why ICE have been hiding their faces so much

submitted 8 hours ago • 27 comments

This is a slightly ragebaity headline but the actual ruling is still pretty bad tbh

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment