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oh yeah being uncontrollably angry all the time is like totally normal for me

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

shhh listen. the birds are singing for you

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

how it feels to wake up on a warm Friday in June

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

sorry i can’t follow you unless you invite me in

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

you seem weird. hast thou been pilfering my mead again?

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

this town ain’t big enough for the both of us

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

watch out man it looks like everyone is out to get you

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

and in your next life you will be reborn as a bird living in Home Depot

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

i’m actually going to fix my life this month. or maybe make it worse we’ll see

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

let me into your house please i just wanna see what the vibe is

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

me and a bunch of friends are going to be killing a large amount of brain cells this evening. care to join us?

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

you can’t look at the moon she’s mine

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

i need this to be the vibe in june

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

if you hate joy and whimsy then LEAVE my house

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

good news! they’re taking you out back. old yeller style

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

may i find you and haunt you forever amen

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

socializing should burn calories

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

i gotta go i have to return to the Fog

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

yeah no i’m completely fine but you’ll have to take it up with my dragon over there

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

so good to meet you in person! i hope my shrimp-like posture doesn’t make you think of me any differently

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

hey man long time no see!! i honestly don’t care for who you’ve grown into

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

hey can i bug you for a second

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

i’m a lot like a dragon in the sense that i keep all of my possessions in a big pile and i can never let anything go ever

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

catch you later bro. remember that you are my sun and moon and all my stars

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

sorry i blacked out during the entire interview. can you tell me if i did well

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

faint tapping at my chamber door reddit. how to fix a drafty window reddit. what to do about incessant tapping at chamber door reddit

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

i almost forgot that this is what life is all about

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

sorry what did you say? i was thinking about my childhood friend that i haven’t seen in ten years

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

i first met my wife when she attacked me during a full moon

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

i’m gonna tell the flowers what you did. and then they’ll tell the bees and the bees will tell the birds. good luck next time you come to the meadow bro

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

(complimentary) you’re just like your mother

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

i actually think things will get better if i sit here being anxious and angry about it

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

i’m kind of built like this

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

making direct eye contact with you while i blink each eye like a lizard

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

i’m gonna spend my day expressing childlike joy. maybe i’ll even feel whimsical

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

good morning it’s a brand new day and the rage inside of me knows no bounds

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

our destinies are linked now.. also you’re the chosen one or whatever

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

finally found my dream home

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

(drunk texting my ex) heyy my life echoes in your absence

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

hey bro are you doing okay? you’ve been acting kind of different ever since you found that amulet

submitted 41 days ago • 5 comments

the vibes this summer

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments