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Former Colbert writer and current dystopia writer
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Does this mean I filled out my ballot incorrectly?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Max Headroom's grandson.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

No AIs were harmed in the making of this parody of AI entertainment. Watch Episode 2 of “the world’s first AI late night show” for a topical/digital monologue: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rXnP2g/

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Max Headroom is reborn! 😀

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Every time you laugh at the world’s first AI late night show, you waste a gallon of water. (It’s worth it.)

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

AI is coming for the late night jobs!!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rPLruL/

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

“You’re a bunch of indoctrinated NPCs who can’t even think for yourselves… Grok, is that right?”

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

submitted 19 days ago • 386 comments

The German word for “they were just as bad as we told you’d they be” is “Nazi”

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

I want to live *non*-vicariously through someone. Just walk through their torso and go about my day as they shriek in horror.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

More food for thought: Trump’s last BFF who turned on him ended up “hanging himself” in prison

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

Waiting to have a root canal and the receptionist is answering unsettling questions about “donor bone” on the phone: “Oh, no, I don’t think they’ve ever used cow bone. I’m pretty sure they haven’t.”

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

America now has both the pope and the antichrist

submitted 52 days ago • 88 comments

And you thought the left was censorious. How about actual censoring?

submitted 57 days ago • 453 comments

The Lyin’ King’s second term

submitted 59 days ago • 3 comments

Summary of Trump’s second term: He took a number 2 all over America

submitted 62 days ago • 4 comments

The one time Trump can legitimately claim he doesn’t see color:

submitted 64 days ago • 10 comments

It takes the Pope dying to get this motherfucker to go to church

submitted 64 days ago • 25 comments

This administration only believes in the suffocation of powers

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

“Fake it till you break it.” -Trump

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Really need journalists to push back on this bullshit. When they say this, just ask them point blank: "Are you saying that because one Latino man committed a murder, another Latino man deserves a life sentence? Do you think all Latino men interchangeable?"

submitted 67 days ago • 782 comments

You’ll know the Vatican is going to elect a conservative pope if they start calling the smoke “rolling coal”

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Trump announces 100% tariff on Vatican City for all new popes

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

The Trump-Supreme Court battle is not really the crisis. The crisis is here now. Trump is enacting an insidious coordinated attack on our institutions of democratic accountability, designed to crater democracy before next fall. 1/ A long 🧵to explain the plan & how we stop it.

submitted 73 days ago • 169 comments

“I was just following odors.” -Trump’s cabinet members

submitted 74 days ago • 13 comments

Disappointed that Bezos sent a singer to defy gravity and hold space and it wasn’t one of these two

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

Not sure how I feel about that guy, but I'll be there.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

If we redefine “anti-Christian bias” as ignoring the actual teachings of Christ, the entire administration is guilty

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Hey, Congress, please stop the people with no authority to do this from doing this.

submitted 79 days ago • 10 comments

“The problem with Rome? Not enough orgies.”

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I have been the volunteer media lead for the local protests, writing and sending advisories and releases. People have asked why press aren’t covering these more — this is another opportunity to volunteer. Call/email your local outlets. Tell them you want to see them covering these protests. Be loud.

submitted 85 days ago • 4 comments

Trump promised “lower prices on day one” but didn’t specify he meant your 401K

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Trump promised “lower prices on day one” but didn’t specify that he meant your 401K

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

He just turned your 401K into a $1.99-K

submitted 87 days ago • 3 comments

Oh look, he finally built that wall

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments

CNN: Stock market plummets MSNBC: Stock market craters Highlights for Children: Stock market down big FOX News:

submitted 87 days ago • 801 comments

Brilliant plan to fight the elites by turning everyone into paupers

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

He turned the markets MAGA red:

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Remember, no one actually voted for this. The majority of Trump’s low-information voters were scared an illegal immigrant gang member was going to break into their son’s school and chop off his penis to feed to the dog they were fattening up for supper.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Opened my laptop after my kid watched Paw Patrol last night and this random freeze-frame has filled me with Hopper-esque melancholy

submitted 88 days ago • 3 comments

Make Elon Glum Again

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments