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saelkies.bsky.social
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in celebration of the Minecraft movie I have dug a square of dirt in my yard! more to come.

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due to the 47% tariffs on madagascar, vanilla sex is discontinued until further notice

submitted 34 days ago • 31 comments

From Mr. Cat’s Wonderful Surprise, written and illustrated by Mary Chalmers, 1961.

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that's what I'm Talking Bout

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is this allowed

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what is Wrong with Him

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fuck Yeah I got my Feets On

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orangutan

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high as fuuUuuck eating ants straight out the Tube

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eat carbs.

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life is a giant clock and we are all trapped in it

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radishes

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i love when I pour my drink in ice and it begins whispering sweet nothings

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Every time I see the word “balaclava,” I think it’s “baklava” and then all I want is pastry with honey syrup and walnuts.

submitted 100 days ago • 104 comments

i love when I pour my drink in ice and it begins whispering sweet nothings

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you all hear about this Zero Gap Promise?

submitted 103 days ago • 102 comments

high as fuuUuuck in boogietown

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Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

submitted 109 days ago • 1073 comments

eating these whole and my brain turns into a dog

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I am going to be the first explorer to reach the west pole

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okaaaayy cucumber serving cucuntber

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I love pigeons. Especially because they walk like this.

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Noise canceling headphones don’t cancel enough noise

submitted 111 days ago • 59 comments

i'm glad they banned clocks, fuck time

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now i am become forcefem, destroyer of man

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no im not here from "tick tock". i actually find clocks repulsive

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ants eating my laundry ants eeating mylaundry. no more shirt🐜👕❌gone

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The politics of the TikTok ban breaking the brains of a lot of liberals shocked that something could be bipartisan and bad at the same time

submitted 111 days ago • 70 comments

In 1922 Alfred Stieglitz made a series of photographs of cloudy skies, calling them Equivalents because they matched an emotion or mood he was feeling. This is my Equivalent for today.

submitted 111 days ago • 138 comments

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

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just bought these. to mock our soldiers

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Today HHS issued a first-of-its-kind federal report on health recommendations for intersex people, including ending "the ongoing practice of performing non-emergent, non-consensual surgeries in intersex infants." Incredible work by @interact.bsky.social

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