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Dad of b/g twins 👨‍👧‍👦 Detroit 🦁 Fan b4 it was cool 🏈 Satanist 😈 Navy Vet ⚓ Underachiever
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MS13 is short for Microsoft Office 2013

No more awareness please. I've seen enough

*Do I show up 30 minutes early* Yes *Do I stay in my car for 30 minutes in the parking lot to cry before I head into work?* Also yes

Maybe if I set myself on fire this guy will get the hint I'm not interested in his story.

We could just tax billionaires

Are we winning yet?

Any good Signal chats to join?

I just slapped a huge tariff on your Mom's ass.

The joke is literally this year and it ain’t even funny

*we noticed you missed a payment* Yeah, didn't feel like paying

With the amount of guns in this country why hasn’t anyone **** ***

Are you guys filing your taxes or like, what are we doing this year.

"Ten" by Pearl Jam is the greatest debut album to ever be recorded. Change my mind

Trump signed an executive order that he said would “begin eliminating the federal Department of Education once and for all,” although the agency cannot be closed without the approval of Congress.

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Has the IRS been dismantled yet or do I still need to file?

I’m tired of living in unprecedented times

Even my teeth are tired

Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder WHAT THE FUCK

Burnt out. Burnt out. Burnt out.

If only it were so easy to up and leave this place

What the fuck is even the point to any of this?

Can we just collapse already? I haven't filled taxes yet

US Education Department will fire 50% of its workforce.

After Trump buys a Tesla, Elon Musk wants to contribute $100 million to groups aligned with the Trump’s political operation.

Trump signed executive orders to expand logging on public lands while bypassing environmental protections. His “energy emergency” declaration lets him override regulations entirely.

I'm already exhausted next week 😩

When Elon shuts off your Neuralink.

maga is to politics what scientology is to religion

Trump announced plans to cut 65% of the EPA’s staff.

The FAA is close to canceling a $2.4 billion contract with Verizon to overhaul the communications system that serves as the backbone of the nation’s air traffic control and is awarding the work to Musk’s Starlink. Follow the money and see where it goes.

This year is so exhausting 😭

At some point we’re going to run out of planes in the sky.

At least 7 plane crashes since Trump and Musk destroyed aviation safety in the United States. That's an average of 1 plane crash every 3 days. 1/29 – Washington, D.C. 1/31 – Pennsylvania 2/5 – Washington 2/6 – Alaska 2/10 – Arizona 2/12 – California 2/16 – Georgia

You have really pretty eyes. Can I lick them?