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Scotiabank crowd should start a “WE WANT FLORIDA” chant coming out of the second intermission. It would be funny as hell and what do they have to lose at this point. #leafs

Well, I’d like to see the the Matthews / Marner Era lose THIS defining game with their legacies intact! *Leafs lose historically and run it back next season* Ah! Well. Nevertheless, #goleafsgo

It's still cool, but the White Out in Winnipeg is also kinda silly since the home team is in blue. BRING BACK WHITE AT HOME!

When you “double-check” something, it means you checked it before and are checking it again. When you “triple-check” something, that’s office code for “Uh-oh I was supposed to check this and never did. Can we pretend I did, and this is a double-check?” Wonder which one this is?

Went to the @pwhlsirens.bsky.social game in costume tonight. Got some beers and was asked for my ID. Without missing a beat, the concessions person said “I thought you were from France!” @thepwhl.com

You know that thing where Google periodically signs you out of your account and asks you to confirm your password, but then Chrome autofills your password?

Great suplex by Hanifin on McDavid, and great pro wrestling reffing by the refs ignoring that play

Tkachuks: (pick back-to-back fights seconds into a hockey game) Also the Tkachucks: Yeah it just kind of happened organically

Hockey rules.

Capitalism is such a weird zero sum game, it's like for every modern wonder they invent they have to choose another dumb thing to put behind lock and key at CVS

“Wonderful Christmastime” is fine. It’s like two minutes long and synthesizers are fun. You all need to calm down.

Got to wondering where I’d rank Joe Biden pardoning his son among the most egregious Presidential Pardons in history, so I started making a big board ranking em. Right now I think I’d rank it #8, between Trump pardoning Joe Arpaio, and Andrew Johnson pardoning (basically) the whole Confederacy.

DON'T THREATEN US WITH A GOOD TIME

Happy American Thanksgiving

I normally don’t take the bait but now these bozos are coming for seed oil?? YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH CANADIAN OIL LOW ACID, YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH ME — AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT MARINATE, BUDDY

Some questionable bookings early on, but the lawsuit angle should carry the feud all the way to Mania. Drake emerges as an all-time heel.

We’re learning so much about how the presidency is above the law, and I’m excited for the possibility that opens for screenwriters. Like, I want a wacky comedy where a dude in a messy divorce has to become president because it means he automatically gets custody of his kids.

thank u mjf

That sucks, lookin pretty four to six there bud

Yeah that rain's gonna be good

I love AEW but 1/9 women’s matches for a cornerstone PLE can’t possibly be the model going forward. Do better @allelitewrestling.bsky.social

so much depends upon a yellow led better glazed with rain water round the front way yeah