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I’ll be very happy to see Kreider’s stupid mustache move out of the conference and hope he has a bad time on a bad Ducks team

Did bonus Swiss in addition to the usual jalapeño cheddar on my bagel this morning and it was really good, much better than expected. Might have to try just Swiss at some point

Starting to think Patrick Wilson has the “husband who is trying to love his harpy wife but she just makes it so god damn difficult all the god damn time” roles locked down in the same way Noah Emmerich is the embodiment of the incredibly divorced man

interesting choice

Meanwhile, I plucked one off the DVR pile about a girl who finds out she’s pregnant based entirely on “is that Sophie Nelisse?” and so far it’s charming so I guess it’s a game about volume

gonna start dressing like this

Is there anything worse than scrolling endlessly to pick a movie before finally settling on what looked like a promising entry in one of your favorite sub-genres only to be disappointed by what you landed on?

Saw this on my shitty little medicinal walk today and I might have to change my pfp for it

Nothing bulks out my list of NPC names faster than young athletes. Usually it’s the NHL draft but these two are going straight into the hopper

Looks like we have finally entered the “setting the tone for the next game” portion of the night. Honestly surprised it took this long considering that the Oilers have been getting speedbagged all night

Might just fuck around and do a ham and cheese omelette for breakfast tomorrow because that’s about how much ham I have left and it would be a good idea to burn through some eggs since I haven’t cooked breakfast much lately because of the whole AC fritzing out thing

Former Caps great Connor Brown squandering a golden chance to make this a 3 goal game

Is it weird Seattle didn’t take any players from the only team (Minnesota) to have won the Walter Cup? Because it feels a little weird

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

One nice thing about being a lazy bastard like me is that I can start the oven preheating, then clean the little baby sheet tray I used to cook lunch and dinner, and have the sheet tray clean and ready to go before the oven is heated up

Contemplating some of these as a late night snack like

Let he who is without bad takes cast the first dunk tweet