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gonna start dressing like this

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Is there anything worse than scrolling endlessly to pick a movie before finally settling on what looked like a promising entry in one of your favorite sub-genres only to be disappointed by what you landed on?

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Saw this on my shitty little medicinal walk today and I might have to change my pfp for it

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Nothing bulks out my list of NPC names faster than young athletes. Usually it’s the NHL draft but these two are going straight into the hopper

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Looks like we have finally entered the “setting the tone for the next game” portion of the night. Honestly surprised it took this long considering that the Oilers have been getting speedbagged all night

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Might just fuck around and do a ham and cheese omelette for breakfast tomorrow because that’s about how much ham I have left and it would be a good idea to burn through some eggs since I haven’t cooked breakfast much lately because of the whole AC fritzing out thing

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Former Caps great Connor Brown squandering a golden chance to make this a 3 goal game

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Is it weird Seattle didn’t take any players from the only team (Minnesota) to have won the Walter Cup? Because it feels a little weird

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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

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One nice thing about being a lazy bastard like me is that I can start the oven preheating, then clean the little baby sheet tray I used to cook lunch and dinner, and have the sheet tray clean and ready to go before the oven is heated up

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Contemplating some of these as a late night snack like

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Let he who is without bad takes cast the first dunk tweet

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4-1 Panthers

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Don’t love that it’s Corey Perry that did it but glad the Oilers have finally scored

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Since they’re playing this during intermission

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Former Caps great and probably the only person I would be happy for should the Panthers repeat

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I am not an Evander Kane fan but I definitely understand the desire to pummel a Tkachuk

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Whole lot of penalties to start this one

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Fucking Marchand

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Be sure to catch Politics Aside on Monumental Sports, the network and sports empire that pays Chris Cillizza for some reason

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How am I just realizing the Oilers have two Skinners, Jeff and Stuart?

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Doing the horseradish salmon again for dinner tonight and might have reinvented the wheel for the fourth time by not turning the convection fan on. Salmon isn’t overcooked, topping is somehow moist but also a little crisp, easily the best of the homemade entries

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