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saltysoprano16.bsky.social
27, She/her, cat lover, singer, liberal, bisexual, chronically ill/ POTS/ Crohn’s disease
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On Sunday I tried going without wearing my cast/boot and I quickly realized I couldn’t go without it so I’ve worn it all week again and I’m honestly at a point that I just need this thing off me lol

“If you live with a man… then there’s a MAN in YOUR HOUSE.” - Aubrey 2025

It would be nice if my knuckles in my hands didn’t just randomly subluxate

Insisting tax cuts for billionaires is more important than someone’s Medicare or Medicaid is cruel and inhumane. This is the type of bill that makes all the difference if someone can financially afford insulin or not. These are the reasons we have to speak out.

My beta blocker wearing off before the mid day heat when I go out on my lunch break is ruining my life lol

Nature is burning down slave plantations and crushing confederate museums. Nature is healing.

Being bi is funny because you can call your guy friend who is a crush on your best gal pal and you’ll both just talk about how gorgeous she is for 20 minutes 😂😭

Why do men come in to your inbox like “I can fix you?” Hoe you ain’t no Bob the builder 😭

I don’t think there’s enough sleep for me at this point

Nothing is more disappointing than spending money on a bad breakfast

Getting a tarot reading that someone is big mad that I’m doing better without them fueled my vengeful spirit so much. The best revenge is living unapologetically you

I looked at my mom today and I said men will destroy the whole government and tweet about how Taylor swift isn’t hot before going to therapy and she laughed

I like how certain conservative men talk to you like the things you believe are just to be cool or with the status quo as if you haven’t spent hours trying to understand things so you can knowledgeably support and respect other people. Respect doesn’t include assuming all people fit stereotypes

It’s interesting to hear someone say “I wasn’t necessarily for to you during those years of your life” and to think back on those times and how you were essentially just a kid going through some messed up shit someone because you had goodness left in you still. It kinda heals a little part of you.

I gotta stop calling people when I’m bored because I’ll end up on the phone with someone who wants to go on a two hour rant about how they don’t understand nonbinary people and won’t let me interject 😂😭

I can’t believe schools are having chicken pox outbreaks 🥲 these parents need to vaccinate their kids

Lowkey wanna have a brat themed bday party lol

I hope you can look back on all this 20 years from now and laugh

“John eggburt” are you five years old? 😂😭

Literally I just want to play SIMS 😂

What life goals should I make for myself as someone who hasn’t had any for a long time? I want to be a gym baddie but my foot is still broken. I still can’t walk on it without the boot.

"You're too young to use a cane. " Me: *whacks you with the cane*

I thought I had the period flu. No I just have the flu

Nothing hurts more than being called lazy when you are struggling to even get out of bed.

*hacks in to all my social medias* *makes a fake acct to stalk me* “you’re the narcissist!” Maybe I am but I’m no less a reflection of you than you are of me, son.

Whoever said sexuality is a choice hasn’t considered that many of us would not choose to be attracted to men if we could. I am fed up with yall

I probably have more girls sending me titty pics than he does what is he talking about 😂😭

I hate this fuck ass man!!!!!! Stop texting people about how my cat is sad because I’m gone and GIVE HER THE FUCK BACK TO ME

That’s just the way life goes 🎶 I push my luck it shows 🎶 grateful you don’t send someone to kill me 😂🎶

I feel like if I bought a sims game right now that would be the end for me I’d just be stuck in my room forever

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If I had cystocele (bladder prolapse) when I did my cystopscopy, the urologist would have noticed right?? … right??

Is it normal for your bladder to feel like it’s gonna fall out or is that just a me thing

The Lorde line “you wanna like a bitch, when I was 10 someone said that!!” makes me laugh because when I was 10 I’d practice my sassy walk because I was determined to be a diva from day 1 out of the womb and my grandma would be like “why do you walk like that?!”

I either want to date a bisexual guy who works in IT and makes hella money and is cute and wholesome and likes to cuddle or like an absolute baddie big titty goth bitch. these are my only types tbh

How do I like… not have to work while I’m my period? Because I have two menstrual 1) wildly suicidal and upset is my only moods during these times 2) the cramps get so mad I have to take a painkillers an hour and then I end up with the shits. So can we uh… start giving doctors notes for periods plz

I wish I could message my ex and be like hey so how is that no tax on overtime bullshit going for you? Because he was soooo hopeful. Lmao. It’s not happening

No, you’re not crazy. They are deporting brown people and importing white people.