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✨⚖️🧘🏽‍♀️🪷🌕✨ Beyoncé’s firstborn Meg’s future MUA 😌
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Omg I like a man again 😭😭 I hate it here

I actually can’t believe Sausage Party is a real movie.

“I was almost a lawyer so I know what I’m talking about” Bitch, and I’m a Libra, now what?

Talking about Free Tory. How about you join him…

DDG needs to go right with that other little on the inside man. Let those boys rough him up a bit.

Yikes Halle!

It’s Blue’s trip out for me lmao she’s so funny

I keep watching Rumi. That baby was so excited 😭😭😭😭

16 🤍

This so fire omg

I knew she was gonna play Boots

Why this show 6 hours long?!

I swear it’s Deja Blue!!!

Yes BLUE!!!! wtf?!?!

She brought the sissies to the rodeo! That’s my sister, love her down!

I’m so grateful for the internet, my Lord.

it's literally Golden Renaissance and i'm not even mad about it because it was *that* good the first time. no notes.

Omg I'm just glad I was born during the time of Beyoncé

Alien Superstar here, yall rang?!?!

I just need to find a ganja man in Philly that’s not lacing. Likeeeeeeee

Also, I thought I would be good with Porsha coming back but my sister can go. 😩

Lmao Brit on RHOA did the whole most 😂😂 Kenya might not have been wrong.

I wish more people liked rabbits. I need to temporarily rehome my girl but I don’t trust anybody. They gonna try and make her snake food 😭😭😭

When Kendrick said “you on your cycle and he on his period too? Oh.” I felt that in my ass because literally every time I’m on my cycle, this man come with some shit. PUHLEASE!

My whole TL talking about turkey bacon, what we doing? Lmao

Damn, I don’t brag enough. I’m about to start, actually.

And I still ain’t caught my breath from that first shot of Sir Davis. GahLee

Idk how I lucked up and got a cat who loves Lion King (2019) but gratitude! This is her favorite movie 🥰

Y’all ever be eating and just get tired of chewing?

I’ll do anything for Thee Stallion.

“I’ll serve crack before I serve this country”

Justice for Lovecraft Country

“I’ve never had a facial before” have become my favorite words. Lay down, babe 🥰💆🏽‍♀️💆🏾‍♂️

Happy Valentine’s Day Megan💘😮‍💨