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i’ll take what i can get

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

people born between in the thirty-ish year range between the mid 80s and the mid 2000s are the first and last group of people to widely know how to set up a printer and navigate a filesystem. we will need to help our parents and our parent's parents and our children and our children’s children.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

you ever watch a new TV show and it feels like déjà vu? i just watched the pilot for Adults (FX) and I feel like i’ve seen a version of it roughly a dozen times before. oh another performative, self-aware, trauma-as-vibe prestige dramedy. that’s refreshing.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

i’m putting together a team. your hair/head shape needs to be fucked beyond belief to join

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

got it thanks

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

the end of the saga. keyboard dismissal, accessibility, transitioning dimmed detents, custom rubber banding with hysteresis, the works. it’s indistinguishable from a UIKit sheet. it’s my magnum opus and nobody will ever know. https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/114594607506105867

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

flex toolbar companion app for the mac so i can monkey with values on my computer and watch the effects on my phone

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

btw in case anyone was wondering: you can recreate a native iOS sheet presentation from scratch but it’ll take 16 hours and 700 lines of code. “happy” thursday

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

> This year I again extended my usual invitation to Apple, but, for the first time since 2015, they declined. doesn’t instill a ton of confidence. https://daringfireball.net/linked/2025/05/29/the-talk-show-live-tickets-2025

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

got some important photos printed up

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Friendship ended with AIRPODS Now BOSE HEADPHONES is my best friend

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

keychains are a failure of design. you cannot add or remove things if you just clipped your fingernails. that’s so dumb.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

oooooo chills https://youtu.be/sZK_e4YFx-g?si=gc4QllKWbYNAYcve

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

how long am i supposed to reserve this pasta water for? it’s been seven months since i made pasta

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Wow the pixel 7 pro speaker is awful

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

as opposed to the ugly american as a complement https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugly_American_(pejorative)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I'm in a Staples or Best Buy, there are, like, four boxed software products remaining. It's McAfee, Norton, Microsoft Office non-365 version, and TurboTax. These are the cockroaches of the software world. A nuclear holocaust could happen and there would still be a new version of […]

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

he’s making a mockery of our justice system. disgusting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsvd4FQEVq4

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

got both depressed and pro-union listening to Mayday Parade. Down and to the Left.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

PreCheck + Clear is worth it though. And I sanded off my fingerprints ages ago. https://infosec.exchange/@Em0nM4stodon/114565764369150710

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

image gen models trending towards autoregressive, text gen trending towards diffusion, we will meet in the middle with a model that slowly types out a blurry ASCII art image

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

been trying to hit the high score on this dumb thing all day, huffing into it and can’t get it above 1400

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

having a normal one

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

stop calling the floating action button a “FAB”. that acronym is reserved for the fuckass bob

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

listening to Step by Vampire Weekend. kinda impressive how they managed to make a whole song in english that’s completely unintelligible

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

A further update on this: my previous attempt involved listening to keyboard events and inserting a custom keyboard-sized detent. I refactored it to just use two detents (minimized and expanded) In case you ever need to do something like this: you can adjust a […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

asserting dominance by no longer buzzing in the meal kit guy delivering for someone who isn’t me

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

do you think they’ve explored each others bodies (this goes for any/all of them) https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/114549122878207440

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

good talk. the whole “respect the brand vs respect the platform” argument is kind of a load of shit because i won’t really clock an app for not sufficiently evoking the feeling of State Farm Insurance, but I’ll spot a weird tab bar almost immediately https://youtu.be/w45EQ2jS5ok

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

can we collectively agree to never speak of “design systems” again. let’s just call it “the button collection” and go home early

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

absolutely read this as Cast of Mastodon and thought “oh good it’s time we have a studio cast recording of our musical” https://social.helios42.de/@dfyx/114539155077762950

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

democracy dies in bisexuality

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

lmao this is rancid https://www.theverge.com/ces/669932/i-see-delta-woke-up-and-chose-violence-on-my-flight

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

i miss when the internet felt like a really cool mall in the 2000s and not like a sinking dinghy where someone’s screaming about the singularity and another guy is eating soup out of a bag

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

“nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!” ok. the eradication of smallpox. universal suffrage. helados mexico ice cream coconut bars. but sure. pool bar opens at 10.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

this NileRed guy looks and sounds really similar to NileBlue. something hinky’s going on

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments