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Oops, did a retail therapy, bought myself a wildly expensive treat out of my savings bc I've been sad. Now to try and savour this crumb of dopamine while staving off the buyer's remorse...

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You see how it works? This group are taking action against Britain's participation in a genocide, but within weeks everyone will be calling them terrorists because the government says so.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Trying not to cry as I type this, but in regards to a recent court decision in the US: While yes, ALL THE HEARTS YOU EAT is about vampires, it's also about growing up with your body against you and the constant destructive prison of this. young Hailey almost didn't make it. This book is for her.

submitted 7 hours ago • 9 comments

[OMG! ZVP LIVE!]

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Well butts, didn't know that - guess I'll have to check out Biblio!

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Too tired and sad to go somewhere to enjoy the sunshine. And tomorrow I'll probably be too hot, given the forecasts. Stupid brain. Stupid meat carapace.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Hey, my wife and I noticed you across the bar and we really dig your tortured, hollow stare and hysterical, mewls and gibbers.

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

This is THE tweet of all time

submitted 12 hours ago • 26 comments

The earth belongs to all of us or none of us. We shouldn't allocate rights & entitlements based on an accident of birth. We shouldn't deprive people of rights & entitlements for that reason either. Free movement for all - especially those who imminently need it most. #AyeWelcomeRefugees

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

"love is in the air" WRONG. PLAGUE OF LOCUST 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

submitted 149 days ago • 9 comments

Petition to change 'as sure as day follows night' to 'as sure as a heatwave in the UK is followed by an online American with Aircon where their empathy should be logging on to scold ppl suffering from heatstroke in Luton that they should simply have had a different infrastructure built in the 1900s'

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Treat. Yo. Self. #TwinPeaks youtu.be/_JLnC0e5dUU

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Someone's gonna commit First Degree Glitter with Intent to Sparkle. via @thehalfwaypost

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Check out the new Shoreline of Infinity, featuring the new column from our Ruth EJ Booth, 'Hold the Chicken' -- discussing AI, LLMs, and why your favourite authors don't want wood glue on their pizza. @ruthejbooth.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

DO NOT USE THIS. It will kill you.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Stop asking chatgpt, etc.,for facts. These bots don’t know facts.

submitted 16 hours ago • 10 comments

We wuz robbed. Christopher Lee standing on top of a zeppelin punching pterodactyls whilst explaining to a big breasted woman how she is incorrect at calling them dinosaurs.

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

Taps the fucking sign aggressively

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Oh my FUCK

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I thought it'd be funny to do a lil GIVEAWAY of my antho with @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social! Matching sticker included. Repost to enter and for a fun bonus tell me a gross fact in the replies 💖🐀

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

enter to win a copy of little guts so you can read my story "THE GOOPY LIL GUYS GO VIRAL." the goopy lil guys are very cute and would never hurt anybody and they're just lil guys! made of an unidentifiable goop! they're harmless, i swear!

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🎶Woke up this morning Got some gabagool And then I woke up the next day and got some gabagool Keep on wakin' up but keep gettin' different types of gabagool🎶 For non-Amazon fans it's also here: godless.com/products/gab...

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Wanna see what Sam's on about? Well, pick up a copy of Gabaghoul and find out! Link in replies.🖤

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When I was about 10 years old I thought Jehovah Witnesses were something to do with Chernobyl. Couldn't understand why people hated them knocking on the door, surely they had epic survival stories they felt compelled to share

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I have discovered a planet. It is alone in space. The showy sunrise watches on its frosty forests. Perhaps one day we will be friends there.

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If I didn’t already have a copy I would go buy one! (But I will go drop some money to the Sameer Project.)

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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

submitted 1 day ago • 555 comments

New fan is here! Yay! It doesn't fuckin work! Yay!

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I know I shouldn't give money to the New York Times, but you have to understand the New York Times was a really big part of my childhood and anyway I mostly just read New York Times fan fiction anyway

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

The urge to "um, actually" people is one we struggle with, but on social media it's multiplied exponentially higher.

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submitted 62 days ago • 26 comments

What if finding steady, high-paying remote writing jobs with clear rates was easier? It is. I built a directory that proves it. Subscribe: rwjdirectory.substack.com

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah I’ll bet it is

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

RIP Agent Dale Cooper, you would have loved Whatsapp /Messenger voice notes #TwinPeaks

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

you know, it's always "support biodiversity!" and "let your garden be a thriving haven for insect life!" and never "walk face first into an invisible Entrapment-style mess of spider webs and dangling caterpillar silk, causing you to throw your goddamn cup of tea half way across the garden".

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

I love this because for once I actually have an interesting answer: I was on a rooftop bar in Singapore getting uncharacteristically drunk with a bunch of other games journos while we read news coming in from the Nintendo Direct I may have yelled "NO WAY YOU'RE TROLLING ME" when AAI came up... 😂

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At uni I was up into the wee hours with coffee & Sainsbury's Basics coleslaw, desperately trying to stretch my essays to hit word count by adding "and so we find" and "it is the case that" Still got a 2:2 though, so I didnt do too badly!

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i dream of a free world within my lifetime, a world without borders, a world with free movement, a world where we all have enough to survive, a world where my paranoia isn't rational

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