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sammanalili.bsky.social
marine scientist, can’t swim though
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Francis staying alive long enough to tell jd Vance he’s a bad catholic… that’s why he’s the goat pope

submitted 58 days ago • 25 comments

pope francis dying after meeting JD Vance is a sign from the universe

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

nah wicked got robbed!!

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

omg antonio banderas is so hot wtf

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

can we talk about how RFK Jr. dumped an animal carcass in central park??? like did we just forget that???

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

dumbasses

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

this is like when others realize buffalo wings are just chicken wings covered in butter +tabasco mix

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Hi Bluesky and #Biology, how worried are we that NCBI and its databases will go dark? Are we supposed to be making mirror archives?? @hankgreen.bsky.social we need answers

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

i wonder if americans are ready for years of hardship as their oligarchs pillage their hard earned money

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

antanga lang hahaha mmkay

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

hahaha tf was I supposed to know u were touchy to that topic i only met u 20 mins ago???

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

istg singapore has a eating disorder mindset in the guise of fitness

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Not all Boeing but somehow always a Boeing

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

chili oil really tastes like chili oil, and it is incredible, unique, savory

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

omg @michaelurie.bsky.social on after midnight 😭

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

pre-speaking stress is fucking insane i’m gonna cry

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

i wanna cry i haven’t been this down bad for a guy since high school 😭😭😭

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

i don’t wanna be delulu but it’s so difficult not to be hahahuhu

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

posting culture on threads is so weird right???

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

i’m not delusional @tomwarren.co.uk is cute right

submitted 208 days ago • 1 comment

me when i kms and my ai self lives on in perpetuity… very westworld

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

we are on the season 2 pre-gilead timeline of handmaids tale istg

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

submitted 212 days ago • 347 comments

Reskeet if ur so so sleepy

submitted 211 days ago • 49 comments

blast2go? i only know hot2go

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

4 years later 🥰

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

not skeeting 😩

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

there being no AI bots is so peaceful... every post is a human thought. pesticide-free posting. farm to table skeets

submitted 216 days ago • 19 comments

a revolutionary government led by the onion? astounding

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments