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I am two cats wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human.
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my #bb27 bingo card

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

happy abso lutely day

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#Caturday

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

we told you the Supreme Court sucks

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The administration’s radical strategy with the ceasefire between Iran and Israel seems to be contingent on “pwease dont bwomb each other 👉👈”

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Congratulations! You have won peace!!! To collect your winnings, pease send your credit card information to Prince of America America Peaceland 112233 Peace St, Peace of Box, Warshington DeeSee Gob bless

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Hope you like some fresh homemade War.

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A legacy of bloodshed ill rebuked, and once again, voices cry into the night.

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illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

submitted 7 days ago • 442 comments

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

submitted 11 days ago • 89 comments

Argo is immensely talented. This is a great opportunity 🙌

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Question: is anybody else eepy?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Happy one month of being proud.

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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

submitted 33 days ago • 320 comments

Waking up from a 15 year coma and logging on to check what beloved children's author J K Rowling Is up to today

submitted 35 days ago • 33 comments

trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump

submitted 230 days ago • 219 comments

Obviously, we can’t watch Diddy’s trial in real time, we can however, laugh at these wild ass sketches. Let the nightmare fuel you.

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They say your brain is like a living computer, but I’ve always wondered, can it run Crisis? That’s a trick question because it runs Crisis at like every little thing.

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That’s cool and everything, but I’ll just be here waiting for war again anyway. Good luck though.

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Gotta get all these Elder Scrolls memes out of captivity before the Oblivion tide recedes

submitted 55 days ago • 3 comments

Y’all see that show on Netflix, Little British Psychopath Child

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

You guys play this new Skyrim yet

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Burt Gummer Day to those who celebrate.

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

I'm not religious but I believe in the holy trinity

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Me turning on my Nintendo Switch 2 camera to gloat after I beat a 6 year old in Street Fighter 6:

submitted 87 days ago • 27 comments

its called the switch 2 bc you’re gonna switch 2 a cheaper hobby

submitted 87 days ago • 15 comments

poor Nintendo, announcing the Switch 2 just in time to have it cost ten thousand dollars

submitted 87 days ago • 63 comments

www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Well Nintendo it’s been real. Four hundo and fifty dollars is too many dollars too much for me.

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Keep seeing stuff about “Val Kilmer, famous for his role in Batman” and “Batman actor Val Kilmer”, Dude played Jim Morrison in the Doors movie, like, what do you mean Batman actor? It’s not even his best role.

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saw someone call Pete Hegseth a "DUI hire" and frankly i must lol

submitted 98 days ago • 36 comments

My latest, about how both the media and the Democrats are failing to meet the moment.

submitted 101 days ago • 23 comments