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NUFC fan for life. Will occasionally post dog content. NUFC pin collector. Football news not held behind a paywall. HWTL!
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Little nod to the daft lads who have locked themselves in their bedrooms for the summer, spending their days trying to ensure their #ITK transfer posts on socials gain ‘traction’, all the while that an actual phenomenon called TEST CRICKET exists. You have my deepest sympathies.

As day draws to a close, Brock raises the HQ flag after our #HedgewatchForJerry @jerryscucina.bsky.social Thank you for all your beautiful posts today. Look to the sky tonight & see the brightest star & know that Jerry is shining his light & watching over us all. Until we meet again ❤️ #Hedgewatch

Anyone else think that the sequels aren't cannon regardless of what Disney says? It seemed that they just made stuff up as they went along *cough, force healing, cough* #StarWars #Sci-fi

Tying Isak down is a massive statement. Should help us attract the big talent in the window. Show we mean business. #nufc

Badge of the day! Newcastle United F.C. The Magpie Black and White 10/10 Stay tuned for tomorrow's badge of the day! #NUFC

Newcastle United have seen a bid in the region of £45million for Anthony Elanga rejected by Nottingham Forest. More from @david-ornstein.bsky.social ⬇️ 🔗 bit.ly/4ehAcKD

Scalvini, anyone? #NUFC

I know nothing about this player, for obvious reasons, but £5M for a first-team player in any position is insane. If he ends up being good enough then that's very impressive business; if he doesn't then it's not exactly a costly failure.

Liverpool fans are gonna be very disappointed! Isak is not for sale (but we'll give you Willock in a swap deal for Salah 😂) Anyways, if you do sign him, you'll be down £200,000,000 #NUFC

Wait, it's been *9* years since the Brexit vote and literally nothing good has come from it? That can't be right...

This seems to be backed by reports from S.Korea #NUFC

Welp, guess it's over then lads. How could Alexander possibly resist a poorly spelt post on social media from this random fuckwit.

That’s my boy!

Badge of the day! The stripes The shirt The badge Newcastle United Stay tuned for tomorrow's badge of the day! #NUFC

Captain Jerry 🇦🇺 @jerryscucina.bsky.social Forever in our hearts #Hedgewatch #CaptainJerry #OverTheRainbowBridge

Friends, we ask, starting now into tomorrow, you dedicate posts to Captain Jerry @jerryscucina.bsky.social using #HedgewatchforJerry Jerry is from Australia, by starting our tributes now we hope his family will see the love & support for their boy Sending healing purrs to his family❤️🐾 #Hedgewatch

Absolutely fantastic this mind. #NUFC

He’s from Blyth! 😍 As voted for by you, Big Dan Burn has won the Player of the Season award for the 24/25 season. 🏆👊

Imagine Jason Tindall in goalie gloves. He'll do. #MackemSlayer #nufc www.skysports.com/football/vid...

New print will be available tomorrow. Here’s a preview of the finished design #nufc

Eddie Howe all window now that Mitchell's been kicked to the curb:

Now we know the fixtures, we have a GREAT prize to be won, kindly donated to us by supporters! Win a pair of Platinum Club tickets for a league game of your choice (except against the mackems) for the upcoming 2025/26 season!! £5 per entry, multiple entries allowed. worflags.org.uk/product/newc...

We’re pleased to announce that on Sunday 20th July, we are hosting a fundraiser at St James’ Stack presented by Sela. Tickets are available to buy via our website or through this link worflags.org.uk/quiz. Thank you for your ever present support!

This #CWC has destroyed my sleeping pattern 😫😳😴

NEW: Keir Starmer reacts supportively to the US strikes on Iran. “Iran’s nuclear programme is a grave threat to international security. Iran can never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon and the US has taken action to alleviate that threat.”

Badge of the day! One city One club One love Newcastle United Stay tuned for tomorrow's badge of the day! #NUFC

It's not WW3 until the Europeans join

At least I can die now knowing we won a trophy! 🏆😅

You can hear the Mackems crying

🔵⚪️🔴 Hats for Rangers fans footballbobbles.com/product-tag/... Inspired by classic kits and great history. #RFC #Rangers #RangersFC

Badge of the day! BRUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 Stay tuned for tomorrow's badge of the day!

Liverpool have confirmed the signing of Florian Wirtz from Bayer Leverkusen for a club-record fee. More from @david-ornstein.bsky.social ⬇️ 🔗 nyti.ms/4kNmSjp

Without doubt the best beach towel in France right now… #nufc #dogsofbluesky #bostonterrier

Today is just taking the piss with the temperature! It's muggy, hot, no breeze, I'd much rather be in the Mediterranean with this temperature!

And Liverpool have won the Premier League before its even begun by signing Frimpong, Kerkez and Wirtz along with keeping Van Dijk and Salah Depressing

🚨 #LFC have completed the signing of Florian Wirtz in a club-record £116m deal from Bayer Leverkusen.

Tioté 24 🇨🇮 #RememberCheickTioté

First it was Arsenal fans twerking for Isak, now it's Liverpool. The answer will be the same:

Me: “we already have two fantastic dogs, we don’t need any more pets.” My wife: “you’re right.” Me: “plus we just got new rugs…” My wife: “okay” Me: “and I can’t be home all day to house train a puppy.” My wife: “I understand” Me: “so it is NOT gonna happen.” … BlueSky, meet Martha.

Badge of the day! King Eddie! Eddie Howe's black and white army! "We're not here to be popular, we're here to compete" Stay tuned for tomorrow's badge of the day! #NUFC

UK heatwaves are NOT to be f*cked with. I'm absolutely sweating! #Britain #UK

I'll say this... Eddie Howe is a genius for producing what he did last season, and I hope he gets the backing he deserves this window. #NUFC

Badge of the day 🚨 Our crest in a black and white background 9/10 It's about the size of a 10p coin Stay tuned for tomorrow's badge of the day! #Nufc