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Feels rude to call it “rock bottom” when they’re still 3.5 games ahead of the Marlins. And yet.

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Aaron Rodgers has to be mad his thunder is being stolen, right? Or did the Steelers time it this way so their fan base would be distracted? 😂

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The prophet Elisha while balding near two bears:

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

submitted 31 days ago • 770 comments

I would empathize with all those people freaking out about the new pope, but according to their new religion, empathy is a sin and I don't want to offend them.

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

Pope Leo, meeting with President Trump: * Slaps thighs* "Welp"

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Is it weird that I'm super interested in the Vatican smoke. Who's in charge of it. How do they make the white vs black. Have there ever been any terrible mixups where the smoke is gray or blue and no one knows what’s happening and confusion reigns.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

You cannot pick up the sword of Jesus’s authority without the handle of his humility. It cannot be done. You might be parroting his words, but you will not be wielding his power.

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Happy to announce that, anytime anyone discovers that I did anything I shouldn’t have done, I will be blaming “disgruntled former employees.”

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

It's always a cardinal who becomes a pope for once I would like it to be a robin or a bluebird or something

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments