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Designer/Artist/Writer/Dumbass. Dan Slott and Christopher Cantwell fall into an active volcano challenge. #NAFO expansion is nonnegotiable. I was born a Notre Dame football fan why the fuck would I choose this.
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"It’s the kind of unpretentious fun that one wants from a movie subtitled 'From the World of John Wick.'" @briantallerico.bsky.social reviews BALLERINA: www.rogerebert.com/reviews/john...

Thread, but this in particular. Tacking to some mythical center is not going to work for Dems. Pointing out things like this, taking a moral stand, and asking "is this who we are? is this what you voted for?" is more persuasive.

“The thing about Black Panther is that he was, well, Black, so we’re solving that by inventing White Panther”

If you appreciate AI, you value your own stimulation over craftsmanship. You are not an art fan or an artist, but the good news is you may benefit from a virtual hamster wheel or a fireplace screensaver.

New: Trump says in a new escalation that he is banning foreign students from getting visas to study at Harvard, invoking presidential powers under the Immigration and Naturalization Act as he complains about them not giving DHS information about foreign students

Guys, just say the word

What an extraordinary, beautiful thing. Sometimes the only sensible response to scientific discovery is wonderment and awe.

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

When people hear this shit, it’s no wonder why people are skeptical of Abundance. They ought to be when Dems listen to people like this.

It’s amazing how more and more people think the world is flat and they’re all on Twitter, a platform owned by a man who has satellites circling the planet

The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

This image should be framed and displayed at MoMA

incredible new Joyce post

DELETED: Trump administration deleted a webpage summarizing evidence that “undocumented immigrants are arrested at less than half the rate of native-born U.S. citizens for violent and drug crimes and a quarter the rate of native-born citizens for property crimes.” 1/2

The One Big Beautiful Crashout continues #LeopardsAteMyFace

some day we're going to find whoever told him to stop calling them weird, and oh my god. the reckoning.

I think there's a useful point on the Overton window here but also, this was announced this evening and is leading homepages on literally every site I checked, so maybe give it twelve hours or so to start gauging the temperature of the reaction?

PSA: CNN will be live broadcasting Saturday night's performance of George Clooney's Broadway play Good Night and Good Luck on TV - but also online *without requiring a login.* cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn.com/2025/06/02/h...

🚨Another HUGE bit of news tonight; in collaboration with the Trump admin, Texas just kicked 20,000 undocumented college students — people who grew up in Texas and graduated from high school there — out of eligibility for in-state tuition. This may force thousands to drop out.

Women who miscarry in West Virginia should be prepared to face potential criminal charges, a county prosecutor warned

The "fact sheet" associated with this executive order is of course even more deranged and preposterous than the executive order itself. www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

Breaking: A federal judge ordered the Trump admin to provide hundreds of migrants sent to CECOT — the maximum-security prison in El Salvador — the opportunity to challenge their detention and removal. The ruling is related to deportations ordered under the Alien Enemies Act.

My friends in high school used to call it Pacey’s Creek and it is wild how right they turned out to be. (This tweet is for geriatric millennials)

i’m already committed to no money to dems, if they do this i’m pivoting to stealing dem money

FALSE IDOL

Here’s a rare member of the U.S. Senate who seems to understand how close we are to a dictatorship.

NEW: Here is the travel ban. We're doing a full analysis now, but some quick takeaways: - All visas banned for 12 countries, and all immigrant visas and all B1/B2, F, M, and J visas for 7 others. - Does not apply to anyone with a current valid visa already. - Exempts immediate relatives.

He can go fuck himself, actually.

Kidneys gon shoot out his back like rocket grapes

Breaking: Trump just issued a sweeping new travel ban. 
The ban fully restricts people from Afghanistan, Burma, Chad, Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Yemen. The ban partially restricts Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Turkmenistan and Venezuela.

At some point we just have to strip reps from their taxpayer funded healthcare and let them figure it out

Magik commission inspired by Doctor Strange #55

In defiance of President Trump’s announcement last Friday that he was firing her, Kim Sajet — the director of the Smithsonian Institution’s National Portrait Gallery — has continued to report for work.

The FEMA head didn’t know about hurricane season and they’ve gutted NOAA weather monitoring. Musk and RFK eviscerated our public health programs. The FAA is in shambles. Trump’s tariff reckoning is coming due. And the DHS head of counterterrorism is a 22-year-old bro. This summer is going to ROCK!

It’s all going very well and normally on Twitter dot com #LeopardsAteMyFace

Just had an incredibly grim thought about this: AI is being trained on the modern Internet, which is full of text content that has been deranged by SEO keyword insertion, creating a third-order language perversion

Parents are making increasing emotional and financial investments in youth sports. (One in 9 think their kids are going pro.) It’s a compounding factor in the push to make trans athletes a wedge issue. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Guy on X [at a fascist billionaire's party]: Oh, I'm just here to debate the other guests.

I cannot stress enough how ridiculous it is that 1 in 9 parents think their kid is going pro, especially since my daughter (just turned 1) will be taking one of the spots they think is available on the national women’s soccer team

The best thing to tell other parents is that their kids aren’t going to make it, not because they’re not talented enough, but that they’re not smart enough.

Trump administration plans $1,000 fee to fast-track tourist visas, @kristinacooke.bsky.social www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

hey man do you need to talk