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Game dev (Programmer). Working on Forest of Deceit: https://bsky.app/profile/ghost.camp
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I'm losing the fight against flowers. (Hayfever)

The problem with gaming is that nothing can compare to the best game ever made. (Spore 2008)

Fighting game mechanic were whenever you drop a combo your character looks towards the screen and snickers a little

The poor frayed shattered state that is my sanity is being supported almost wholeheartedly by the funny little pikmin terrarium blind boxes

Curse of being eliminated in a bracket then the guy dropping out right after cus they're tired

Why they call it mission impossible? He can clearly do it

Replacing the point system in battletech with the hatchetman rating. How many hatchetmen does it take on average to kill this mech in a single turn. Funnily enough a hatchetman would cost around 3 hatchetmen

They call MI5 an intelligence agency but I think they're actually pretty stupid

Resident evil game but its a deliveroo rider having to get through 99 zombies to drop off someone's burrito.

Highlight of the camping weekend

The first and only game installed on my laptop is of course dwarf fortress

I started trading recently and I'm making sure to short every stock I buy. To invest in every fossil fuel company for each green energy position. Mr monopoly has got nothing on me. I got my fingers in every pie, I'm playing all sides baby.

I could beat Goku

i think my PR hook for next album cycle is gonna be a push for recognition as the best working musician to also hold the Balatro platinum trophy

Cow #MarioKartWorld

All these monkey paw wishers are stupid. I'd just wish for "A million pounds and no weird drawbacks." It's literally that easy.

"They can't end up together they hate each other." Pitiful! Weak!!

Tomogatchi gamers, we've won.

attended my first communist rally tn

Potemkin is top tier now? GOOD!! BRO DESERVES IT!!!

Childhood is when you idolise Vince noire Adulthood is when Howard moon makes alot more sense

We need more potemkin, i need a full mirror top 8

Every day I dream of outrun 2 arcade machine in my house at full volume blasting night flight

Gambling is so easy I just turned £70,000 into a good £5,000 with my premium strategy

the movie "Blade" might be really scary. i myself started to get really afraid of the idea a vampire could make a meal out of me any time. but thankfully the movie "Blade" is about how unlikely that is to happen, because vampires are so susceptible to "Blade"

Becoming an ict teacher to teach kids how to torrent movies

The fact that Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl isn’t nominated for best picture is just more evidence of how far we’ve fallen as a society