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Hi! šŸ––šŸ½ I have stuff in ā€œTheology and Scienceā€ and ā€œJournal of Religion and Theologyā€ and non-academic stuff in ā€œDrainā€ and ā€œDrunken Boat.ā€ As a Golden Girl, I’d be Rose. ā€œWhen I was a little girl back in St. Olafā€¦ā€
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Jonathan Joss was MURDERED. Words matter here. He was MURDERED. it was a HATE CRIME because he is a gay Indigenous man. Say those words. Do not dance around it. He wasn't "killed in a shooting." He was murdered in a hate crime.

ā€œBounce,ā€ starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck btw? @sophianyx.bsky.social haha

…how exactly did the Belarusian (I assume) authorities handle high school Worf accidentally killing another kid while playing soccer?

i’m noticing viral moments involving Blanche from Golden Girls mentioning her age and people reacting with ā€œi can’t believe i’m now a golden girlā€ or worse ā€œwow she looks terrible for her ageā€ um have yall watched the show? Blanche has never said her true age, when she does she is trolling

Hi everyone, have to take an emergency but expensive and necessary crosstown trip. Tap on the link for more info. Anything helps! www.instagram.com/share/BAM1mV...

The space babies that were born in the PIC episode ā€œNo Win Scenarioā€ look like the critters that Mario had to swim away from in Mario 3

ā€œYou are, indeed, a dipshit from Chicago.ā€

ā€œLook, I know it was crazy to hire a sex worker to drug Drew.ā€ ^^sentences only said on #gh

#gh ā€œYou weren’t psychic… well, not back then.ā€ 🤣🤣🤣 great historical referrnce

#gh LMAO I HOWLED at the way Michael opened the door on Willow, it gave WELL WELL WELL BITCH WE MEET AGAIN

#gh i was very bummed that Maxie wasn’t at the Nurses Ball but i love that she showed up for Nina at the Brown Dog and it was just so lovely to see Maxie also gawd the new Michael’s voice is really sexy no disrespect to Chad. he is missed. with that said, this is one of the best recasts imo

#gh wait so in the middle of all these stunning revelations… TRINA GOT LAID??? GIT IT GRL * * * elsewhere… this new Michael is holy hell gorgeous lol… AND his acting is quite good, he seems to be settling into the role of Michael Corinthos *announcer voice* like a favorite t-shirt

#gh omg i finally made it to tuesday 5/27, i am bawling. everyone is doing wonderfully (it’s so, so good to have Rena Sofer back) but shoutout to Jane Elliot and Giovanni Mazza who are BRINGING IT

cell phone provider is offering a cool upgrade deal on the latest Apple Watch, any suggestions on how to make up for the blood oxygen thingy being disabled? are there other gizmos that can take blood oxygen and sync with iOS? Apple enthusiasts/cultists only pls, no haters

Hear me out. Instead of Uncanny X-Men, it is Canny X-Men. Canny Magneto has the mutation to heal peoples leg cramps. For in the Canny X-Men, he is known as… MAGNESIUM hello? šŸ¦—

Star Trek II: The Reprobate Who Is Khan

Turboprop!

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

We now live in a country where the President can personally threaten a 16-year-old girl in the morning and by the afternoon a Democratic state will agree to target and segregate her from her peers for the crime of being transgender.

it’s hard enough dealing with this at the personal level. the number of times a day queer and Black and Brown folks in my community do safety check-ins with each other is awful. i can’t believe we have those conversations. but the wider repercussions of this administration being elected into office…

don’t say that you love me… just tell me that you want me… TUSK šŸ„šŸŽŗšŸŽø

GABRIEL: Do not be afraid. ME: Bish you have six eyes!

many moons ago my parents and i dined at Planet Hollywood and were impressed at how mediocre the food was despite a long line through the gift shop (sus). we still had a good time laughing at how over the top the restaurant was unlike the Discover page which is very humorless and devoid of character

friendly reminder that the skeletal lock was invented by B’Elanna Torres

i lived bitch

#gh AAAAAHHHHH SPIN SINGING THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING IS ICONIC !!!!!!!!!!! LEGEND!!!!

#gh I’m sorry but Curtis is a self-righteous jackass. And the way that Portia was terrified to open up to him says a lot, and it’s not good (This is Wednesday 5/21/25)

#gh Waffles is garbage… but I like her new haircut?

#gh EWWWWW DREW AND WILLOW HAVE SOILED THE RED CARPET

#gh OMG TRACY IS GETTING ARRESTED ON THE RED CARPET ?!!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIT AHAHAHAHA

#gh I have finally made it to the Nurses Ball and the red carpet drama is EVERYTHING. Joss going off on Drew! Tracy shamelessly grabbing the mic! The awkwardness of Drew and Nina as hosts! The awkwardness of Drew interviewing Portia and Curtis! And filed under adorable: Lucy and her llama šŸ˜šŸ¦™