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David Blaska is at this breakfast place in Middleton. Looks like dog shit

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Cut my life into pieces The Pope has drank Malört

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

🎼Zepbound and Down 🎶Tryin to lose my tummy 🎵Eating food now feelin like a chore

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this remains one of the funniest leading indicators of military crisis to me

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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

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Once again, behold the unparalleled parsimony & explanatory power of the Dennis Green Unified Theory Of 🇺🇸 Politics Verily, it unlocks & resolves so many apparent puzzles & conundrums that tie folks in knots on a daily basis:

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CHRONIC BACK PAIN 👏🏼-👏🏼-👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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There is no bond more sacred than the one you have with your cousin’s RA’s boyfriend’s brother. denying him free tickets to Warped Tour is unforgivable.

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That “Lake” is doing a lot of heavy lifting. That is a load-bearing Lake.

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I’m told the House is going to try to vote on the budget tonight. This comes after a very long committee meeting that started at 1 AM. They want this to be secret—and it’s working; not nearly enough people know what’s up.

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First episode audio of the Democrats’ Joe Rogan™️: *extended bong rip* *forty five seconds of coughing* *ten seconds of labored breathing and throat clearing* “So, welcome, Mr. Netanyahu…”

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Mega-donors can only end up finding the next Charlie Kirk. That’s just how this works.

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