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"You think I'm crazy? Nigga, I'M INSANE" Detroit
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I cannot remember the last time I opened this app omg

It’s a DOGE eat DOGE World

elon has zero products that work

I wouldn't say THAT Cause he was definitely tossin and turnin

Twitter never fucking works. Shitty ass fucking app

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

So sorry to that woman, but I hate the voice of whoever is singing in Pocahontas (it's not the person voice acting) Very grating voice I fear

For some reason, ppl seem to think it's not xenophobia if you're talking about Americans...

Was scrolling IG andone of my old classmates from Chinese posted and the user name looked "off" and I couldn't tell why. It turns out they transitioned-

Keke Palmer has the BEST comedic timing

I'm watching 10 Cloverfield lane, and I feel like literally they actually are full of shit. Cause everything is too calculated, down even to the "clues" or her "discovering" stuff. Also there's no way in fuck I would be trusting or confiding in Emmitt PERIOD. You don't know him either

When I tell yall I have to be LOCKED IN during Bio cause our prof be GOING and she has a very thick Eastern European accent

There's a reason Demi got that Golden Globe That was the most insane movie ever and probably of the best horror movies I've seen in recent years.

Hot Cheetos finna take a massive hit lol

the reason gen z doesn’t care at all about “china having their data” is because gen z knows that the US government has collected their online activity data since they were born

I hate living in a studio apt. Why tf does my comforter smell like chicken

Just got pissed off... don't tell me when tf to do my hw. It got done on time, didn't it? I just needed you to answer the question I asked you. I won't ask her shit else in the future cause I got my question answered by the time she even replied. I didn't wanna ask you in the first place...

I fear I would get got in House of a 1000 Corpses; cause I've gone to the Museum of Death on a (first) date before 💀. Do I absolutely would go on the murder ride in the movie

Am I religious? No. However, being raised Baptist, sometimes you just need to listen to some gospel

I feel like working in a office job would be the best thing for me. Salary, set hours, I have strong boundaries. Bosses and coworkers tend to like me cause I'm funny. I can go do my job, mind my business, and go home. And idc what ppl have to say or think if it's not important. And it's repetitive

And is!!!

Still don't know why they cast Sanaa Lathan light ass to play adult Alicia in The Wood

It just occurred to me that I have to struggle through things I'm not amazing at to improve... I don't just like, magically get better 😭😭😭 Like, this hard, and I have to keep doing it??? I hate it here. I'm not just like, perfect after one try???

WASHINGTON (AP) — Earth records its hottest year ever in 2024 and passes major climate threshold.

Me and my brother had one!

I haven't had no za all year. Give a nigga break 😭😭😭

I genuinely don't understand why 2 packs of noodles feel like you just ate the biggest meal of your life. But 1 feels like you ate a handful of trail mix as a snack

Let them be mad. Let them judge you. Let them misunderstand you. Let them gossip about you. Let them ignore you. Let them be right. Let them doubt you. Let them hate you. Let them run your name in the ground. Let them make you out to be the villain. But never let them make you question your worth.

Funniest line delivery in a film has gotta be in The Blackening when Clifton tries to drink the shot from Shanika's hand and she goes "hold it nigga"