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santini.bsky.social
Lego, Drums, Cats, Existential Dread. Hernia free since 2024. https://linktr.ee/its_santini
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Man, you watch the music video for Shimmer by Fuel 16 or 17 times in a row and YouTube just starts thinking all you want to watch are Fuel videos

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I love being priced out of every hobby that brings me joyand missing out on seeing one of my favorite bands because they’re from another country. America rules.

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🎵 life is like a hurricane / here in duckburg / flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes / those are duck slurs 🎶

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Fan favorite Lord of the Rings character Shelob just made a surprise cameo in my basement.

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My wife is watching ER and this episode has a baby crying the whole time and I’ve never rooted harder for a disease in my life.

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Pretty cool that cat food prices finally came down from the pandemic surge just in time for tariffs to jack them up even higher than they were before.

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Ever just open the compass app and be like “hm, so that’s the direction I’m facing.”

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How many waves of ska do we really need?

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Ah yes, I love the classic full day of anxiety while my car is in the shop because I don’t know how much it will cost to fix it.

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So this is like manipulating the market for insider trading purposes, right? Not that anyone is going to do anything about it, but like that is very obviously what this is, right?

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Dear every business in the world: Everyone’s lives will be better if you just get better phones. Ya’ll sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher.

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Rolling up to play a gig at the sober venue

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Love this time of year when I can eat as many Reese’s eggs as I want and then get a tummy ache

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I love The Brave Little Toaster. It’s like Homeward Bound, but with appliances.

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It’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” now get it right or pay the price!

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Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮

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When I think of Tarzan, a sort of naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

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@schumer.senate.gov you traitorous piece of human garbage. You should be ashamed. I hope you never hold office in this country again.

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you've been hit by you've been struck by a huge vehicle

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I have such a strong passion for poorly designed sports headwear, and these are all timers.

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Controversial opinion that shouldn’t be: The Star Market over the Pike should be a Market Basket.

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Ash Wednesday is the best day if, like me, you prefer to avoid overly religious people.

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If I ever find a box of this I will eat it. Don’t care how old it is. It’s what Bob would’ve wanted.

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My default Chinese food order is basically “how many different ways can this establishment cook a chicken”

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I love clementines. They’re delicious and make me feel like a giant.

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Love that this keeps being framed as “accidental” when it’s very clear the administration is just randomly firing employees en masse and then backpedaling because they’re idiots.

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JD Vance looks like he jerks off to People Magazine

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zebras taste just like these

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Democratic leadership when there’s a constitutional crisis:

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The world may be going to shit, but I can get weed delivered to my house so I’d say that’s a net positive

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The country is circling the drain and the best the opposition leadership can do is this.

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Have any sports teams retired all the Lost numbers?

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Now that I am safely back in Boston I won’t be complaining as much, but for those following along, here’s a quick recap of my four flights this week:

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Eating Chick-Fil-A on an airplane is the most rude and inconsiderate shit you can do. Can’t wait to smell pickles and shitty chicken for the next two hours.

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