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Filipinos came thru thank god

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THANK GOD WE DONT HAVE TO HAVE A EUROVISION IN A CRIME SCENE

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When the story of this Eurovision is written, Denmark can and will rightly blame their stylist

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Armenia has decided to enter a Lynx ad from the 1990s as its #Eurovision offering.

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If I were the stage manager and France came to me and said “we’d like to pour cat litter all over your costly stage to represent the passage of time”, I think I would never stop laughing. #eurovision

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I will follow this queen into the fire. Great Britain we have a new leader, we ride at dawn!

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This Sunday, please enjoy this picture of Chris Pine Jesus which was handed to my friend Scott at the shops yesterday. I think this is ChristAInity at its finest.

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This has left me very Full Of Pondering. It is quite persuasive but i cannot see macron as husband material

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The idea that any batshit decision Trump burbles into a microphone will remain in place “for 90 days” is objectively hilarious

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Liberation From Your Pension And Possibly Job Day doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it.

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Know this: if it is rush hour in Berlin and you are the knob with your dirty bike on the crowded S Bahn, we are not friends. You are in fact now my implacable enemy.

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There’s a lot of things to dislike about the Tariffs (mate what did the Falklands do to him? Does he really hate penguins?). But the biggest personal crime for me is the ordering of this table. Is it just randomly ordered? What is the logic?! Why is he like this?! It hurts!

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Hoping for some weird panicky last minute additions. 85% tariffs on UK actors pretending to be Americans. 12% tariffs on Australian Shepherds (the dogs AND the people). A cheeky 4% on fruits he’s not sure actually exist like Feijoas and Cherimoyas.

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It’s only embezzlement if it’s from the Embézzle region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling corruption.

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Bit confused as to why all these hardline anti crime types are upset that there is a heavy sentence for checks notes stealing loads of money?

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guys fuck oh my god

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Long shot request but does anyone know where I can buy little scale model RNAS aircraft for a big nerdy birthday cake?

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We are also worried about the threat within Europe, but thankfully he flies back to the States tonight.

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Super Holiday in Oz and my first time being here for the Perth fringe festival. A hoot and a riot and some great acts! In no particular order:

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Been singing „PURPLE CRANE, purple craaaane“ most of the afternoon and I hope these tradies are proud of me. Also my husband might divorce me if this keeps going (I will never stop)

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The violin is now at the subatomic level of size but pray tell… just what was the problem with this rare instance of a person of colour in the trump inner circle hmmmm? Uncle Ket didn’t like his tweets? Hmmmmmm

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Governance as performance. It’s sickening. It’s unserious.

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I have just lost a bet I was not expecting to lose on literally day one of this cursèd presidency

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Books tattoo

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Trying to think of the German word for the feeling when you’re pleased about something but also it makes you feel approximately 837 years old, particularly this otherwise excellent article about #answermethis : www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

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Genuinely good point from politician Ed Davey but for plebs like me it’s irrelevant if we post on x where no one cares or here where no one cares. What is notable is that here I’m far less likely to have surprise feed nazis so I will take that win at least.

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Macron is giving the exact same energy as when small children show me their Pokémon cards

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Why aren’t we talking about the fact the men in leafy knickers lost their six packs?

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