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Fake President TACO and his team claimed 250,000 people were at the dictator parade. We all saw it. 20,000 tops. Here’s where I’m confused. He’s so worried about crowd sizes, 250,000 people is a much smaller number than 8 million you dumbass dipshit. #NoKings

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Pay attention.

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All of my fellow lovers and believers of freedom, democracy, and equality for all, that are also attending a No Kings tomorrow, please be safe. Let’s fucking do this shit.

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Funny how these Maga fuck weasels are running their mouths about who’s funding the “riots” in L.A. whether it be Hamas, or Soros, or the cartels. Oh hey here’s a funny receipt. Well. Well. Well.

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We’re referring to Air Force One as Panda Express now. It carries orange chicken. Not mine. Too good not to pass along.

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I sure hope the Qatari pimp jet doesn’t fall out of the sky.

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Donald Trump wants to fuck the “attractive” Syrian President. Pass it on.

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How bad of an idea does an idea have to be, that Ted Cruz thinks it’s a bad idea. Ted Cruz is arguing that the Qatar jet bribe, is a bad idea and that the wannabe King Tangerine Fuckface the First should tell Qatar no. Seriously what timeline do we live in?

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On this May the 4th, we have undeniable proof that Star Wars is not real. If it was, I’m confident even Lord Vader would be force choking him out from across the room by now.

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Funny how Amazon announced they were going to keep their customers informed by listing the cost difference caused by tariffs, the right thing for once, the White House raged and called it a hostile and political act, and all of a sudden penis head Bezos has backed down and won’t be doing that.

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Piss drunk Pete ordered a makeup studio built at the Pentagon. Vance wears more eyeliner than Dee Snider. President Dipshit wears more orange clown paint than Q-Bert. These 3 are a handful of wigs, a few over the shoulder boulder holders and a copy of Green Eggs and Ham from Maga Drag story hour.

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Bobby Brainworms says autistic people can’t play baseball or date, write a poem, or pay taxes. Hold on what’s that? I gotta take this sorry. Yes? Umm hmm. Ok got it. Sorry, I just got off the phone with science and it’s just as I suspected. They confirmed you’re a fucking idiot.

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Leopards are getting full on all of these faces. #FYP

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Make no mistake, the United States has, and is funding its own personal Auschwitz and it’s the El Salvadoran Super Prison. Abrego Garcia is dead. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

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My 14 yr old just now: “According to a box of Mac and cheese, I’m a family of four.”

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I’m hearing the Social Security Administration will be communicating solely on X going forward. The elderly are going to have to give up eating and living for a year so they can save up to buy a $3500 iPhone and have somebody teach them how to use it so they can go back to eating and living.

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Apparently President Fuckwit is forcing members of his cabinet to wear lapel pins that are a gold bust of his fatass head. No really. Picture below. This isn’t Fourth Reich-ish at all.

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Show of hands, who thinks Kilmar Abrego Garcia is still alive? Show of hands, if he’s still alive, who thinks there’s any way in hell they actually retrieve him with the damning first hand account of what’s really going on over there that he will have? Get your head out of your ass.

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Good news everyone!!! Bobby Brainworms says HHS will have the cause of autism by September. I’m giving 10:1 odds they blame it on trans people.

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I feel like there’s nowhere near enough people talking about April 20th. Insurrection Act people. Martial Law. We got 11 days. I hope I’m wrong. I don’t think I am.

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Bobby Brainworms showing his despicable face at the funeral of the second dead child from measles in Texas is like Osama Bin Laden pissing on the side of the Freedom Tower.

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NO TARIFFS ON RUSSIA. MAGA: We don’t import stuff from Russia you stupid libs. FACT: In 2024, the United States imported $3.5 BILLION worth of goods from Russia. So again, I will ask WHY is Russia exempt from Trump’s tariffs?

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I’m hearing the protest numbers have risen above 5 million, nearly 2% of the American population and the only thing I can think of is where the hell were you motherfuckers November 5th?

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“Trump knows he’s no match for Russia or China, so he’s picked an adversary he thinks he can beat: an island of penguins.” -The real Vice President Tim Walz

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This fucking dementia riddled dipshit used Chat GPT to create his tariff list and not one of the unqualified sewer clowns could be bothered to proofread it. The people running the country wear helmets and eat crayons. I’ll bet the windows in the White House have never been cleaner.

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Can’t wait to get the iPhone 17 when it comes out. Only $5,324. YAY TARIFFS!!

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Not a Doctor Oz couldn’t have been confirmed without Democrats. Every one of them is complicit and will be held accountable. You can’t hide from what you’ve done we won’t allow it. You’re assisting in the destruction of this country.

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Kamala Harris wouldn’t have destroyed America and then dippity dipped to cost us more money lugging her fat tangerine ass all over a golf course for the weekend, I’m just sayin.

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Explain to me why Russia and North Korea were the only countries not tariff-palooza’d, I’ll wait.

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President McStupidFuck just fired the Director of the NSA in the middle of the night. One of the last President Biden holdovers, that haven’t been replaced with an unqualified bootlicker. This should end well. This final season of America is really heating up quick.

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Throw some dirt in it and walk it off, you’ll be fine 🙄

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Trump is a domestic terrorist and our military will need to be defeated in order for him to be removed and brought to justice. Dear world, who’s up to the task? We’re flashing the Bat signal over here since like November 5th. Wake the fuck up already.

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I wonder exactly how smacked down Mitch McConnell, Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, and Rand Paul will be for helping Democrats cancel tariffs on Canada 51-48?

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Star Spangled Dipshit. From American Badass to Tangerine Kiss Ass.

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While I can appreciate that other than Bernie and AOC, Jasmine Crockett of course, what Cory Booker is doing right now is certainly more than anybody else is doing, what the hell does it accomplish? You’re gonna filibuster until you drop? Good for you dude. What exactly do you hope to accomplish?

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To all the Maga numbnuts

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Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin. You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰 #VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍 This is super important.

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Speaker of the House of Lies Holy Mike Johnson is on Grinder. Pass that along to everybody so he can get more dick.

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So both North and South Carolina just gonna continue to burn without so much as a fucking peep from “the media” whatsoever, and not one fucking peep from that treasonous Tangerine fucktwat squatting at Mar-A-Lago or nah?

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This energy right here.

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Watch the election in Wisconsin. It’s going to prove just how fucked we are.

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It’s my understanding this illegitimate administration seems to think the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 allows Federal Agents to enter homes without a warrant blatantly violating the 4th amendment. Dear federal agents, I’m harboring half a dozen illegals. Come get some.

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