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sarobi.bsky.social
I grew up. But not really.
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I heard from someone within the walls of the green hall that a new Xbox Elite controller is dropping before Christmas and will work on both Xbox and PlayStation.

Fortnite not being the center piece of the ring mat during the Cena/Cody match made the whole PPV a flop. Triple H is a filthy Fatal Fury nerd who has no creative direction for climax cinema story telling.

RIP Val Kilmer

Apparently a bunch of dudes are mad that Assassin’s Creed has a black dude in it and are mad that people are playing it? Modern day oxygen thieves.

Lmaooooo

That was a joke. It’s working out.

*Streams for an hour a day and makes anywhere from 2 to 10 followers per stream + get praised by randoms* Me: This shit isn’t working out.

So THPS4 in the new 3+4 remake won’t have the original free roam career mode, and that fucking sucks. I can’t believe they’d cheap out on it this bad.

So anyways: I started blastin’

John Cena turning heel at the very last point of his career. What a rat. What a cheddar cheese rat. (lmao)

MAGA Women: I believe in morals and tradition Also MAGA Women: I fantasize about leaving my husband and 4 kids for a man I met off Twitter.

I got Warhammer and that new Dragon Age game the other day. I’ve never played a DA game before and I know nothing about Warhammer. To make things even spicier: I dont even know what they look like or play like.

Good sir! Are you shoplifting? I’ll have you know that as the receipt checker of this store, I’ll have to take your word for it, because I’m not going to look at this thing.

Tomorrow Saturday February 1st my first video drops at 11am CST! Don’t forget to subscribe and hit that notification bell so you don’t miss out once it goes live! Get hyped! #ResidentEvil #REBHFun #HorrorSky 💥LINK💥 bit.ly/4aFm0ZT

Tbh the last 200 to 300 people I played against in COD deserve life in prison. Maybe their mothersand fathers as well

Call of Duty has the absolute worst Battle Pass incentives. Like, you’re suppose to want the cosmetic items, not be off put by how lame they are. I acknowledge that COD aspires to be Fortnite, but they’re not the best cosplayers of it.

You can post videos now? Neat.

Do you think YouTube or Instagram will become better after TikTok goes dark? Absolutely not. Twitch needs to get their shit together and rebrand ASAP. Introduce the shorts algorithm and run as fast as they can with it. Amazon needs to get their head out of their ass and do some work NOW.

I absolutely do NOT agree with the TikTok ban. It’s literally childish and will result in tons of businesses and content creators losing income. Fuck everyone involved. Fuck X and Meta and Google for not having a platform that can match what TikTok does. Fuck the lobbyist and fuck the Supreme Court

Okay holidays over back to work you slobs

Happus Newth Yearling,

Hey I’m Sarobi wishing you a Happy Holiday, here on the DISNEY CHANNEL.

Lmao “Cody Rhodes got piledrivered” just sounds so funny

This is my nephew opening the Skibidi toilet stuff lmaooooooo This got literally 0 views on YouTube shorts because hey fuck me right? Anyway happy holidays!

I swear I log into Twitter and find at least 10 people within 60 seconds who literally deserve to be thrown into a wood chipper and then spread across grass like fertilizer.

Just a lil something that the one and only @yungkhan.bsky.social is working on for me. It’s a rough sketch WIP but I like how it’s turning out 😁 What you guys think? #Horror #HorrorGaming #REBHFun #ResidentEvil

I miss old arcadey WWE games. They were so fast, and felt like genuine fighting games. Why can’t we just get the original Smackdown vs Raw formula again but with rollback netcode.

Content creator who makes no content.

I don’t want to play the Indiana Jones game, but internet nerds keep telling me it’s good, and that I have to play it or else Xbox will fold over or something.

Trust me kid, I’ve played Fortnite with your mom. She’s great. She might even win FNCS.

Marvel Rivals has a terrible problem. The more you play it, the more it stinks like Smite.

Time to bring a dead tree into my house

A haunted house vs ChatGPT would be a hellacious battle.

Me: *Decorates house* HOA: That’s gonna be a $100 fine. This looks like a nuisance.

It’s scary to say, but I think I’m at the point in my life where I would rather watch someone play a video game than actually play it myself.

Jackie Jr. was gonna make suits. He was gonna go to the fashion institutes.

Getting older means Holidays go from “yay special day” to “yay I have to cook and clean all day long”

Watch the moderators give me a suspension for a week and the reason being “for not proving why you think Nintendo blows, and because you’re wrong”

People: Corporate companies are bad. Me: Nintendo blows. People: HOW DARE YOU. You terrorist.

Pro tip: Following 10k people just to get 500 to 1000 to follow you back — Which 95% of will not interact with you — was a waste of time back in 2009 and it’s even more of a waste in 2024.

Cher being in the club and asking the DJ to play a Christmas song 💀

Breaking news: Shoplifting is entirely legal today Source: Me.

Happy Black Friday.