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sassysmc.bsky.social
I like consumers, stats, & schools with fun mascots. Drunk on CFB. I used to spend a lot of time underwater. Someone put me in a position of authority when I’m completely ungovernable. She/Her/PhD.
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Everyone needs a pocket friend as awesome as @thegurglingcod.bsky.social who randomly sends you fun things like shirts or buttons. Thank you, my dude!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

There’s a mouse in my air duct. I don’t wanna hurt the little guy but dammit he’s so loud trying to get through the damn vent! Suggestions?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

@bmoritz99.bsky.social got any recommendations for podcasting equipment? We're working on building a mini studio and I don't know what equipment works well! Since you're a podcaster, I figured you might have some recommendations!

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Did a “back from the dead” candle refill kit from @effingcandleco.bsky.social tonight and my house smells incredible.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I really need one, single, solitary day where nothing goes horribly wrong.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Because April has been the longest year of my life, I came in to a flooded office this morning. Lordy.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Who would’ve thought we’d be living these books out? We are in perilous times.

submitted 36 days ago • 425 comments

Quite mad at myself for forgetting the school I donated for on one of my donations for the @edsbs.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl (hey I have three alma maters and a CFB employer; don't judge me)

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

This is the best week of the year. Open your hearts and wallets and release your spite towards your rival. Don’t have a school? I’m happy to direct you to some “extended universe” schools.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY channel-6.ghost.io/edsbs-charit...

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got around to watching The Menu and if you haven’t seen it yet, you have like two more days of it on Netflix.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Amazing

submitted 55 days ago • 7 comments

@surber.bsky.social you need to visit (as a public educator, it is safe for work): www.reddit.com/r/powerwashi...

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Welp found my first tick of the season and now I want to light my entire backyard on fire. Possibly my front as well. Anyone have tips on getting rid of yard ticks? Fence is too tall for deer (backyard at least)

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

So…anyone wanna help talk me down from launching a verbal grenade (professionally, of course) at someone?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I miss these chucklefucks so much. I can’t wait to be home (not pictured, but missed: husband).

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I live in MO, but grew up in CA. In the last month, I found out one of the deans at my school student taught at my HS and met a chair from my alma mater in OHIO who went to my elementary school AT THE SAME TIME AS ME. Y’all the world is small.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Friends - visiting Indianapolis (downtown) for a conference next week. Any food/bar recommendations would be very welcome! @actioncookbook.com I feel like you've got to have something good.

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

Why do I live where the air gives me asthma attacks in winter?

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

@mattbrown.bsky.social Marlboro Jesus absolutely listens to the fullcast.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

How can I politely explain to my friends/family that after almost 7 years, I still have my own fucking name?

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

In case you’re wondering how crazy I am, I just found my gift for my dad’s 70th birthday….in November. (It’s awesome and it was 50% off)

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

I may not be the best cook (though my cinnamon chip pancakes were stellar this am), but I’ll be damned if I’m not a great bartender and baker. Cranberry French 75s and ninjabread men!

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

After the month I’ve had, this arrived in the mail. I have the BEST friends imaginable.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Submitted grades over 18 hours before the deadline. I deserve several prizes. SEVERAL.

submitted 158 days ago • 1 comment

My Garmin watch just broke again and I feel so naked. I really need them to fix the watch housing issue on the forerunner bc dammit I love this watch.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments