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Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd. Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good. He/They/Any Hail Thyself Praise Jibbers Kraven James
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

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Speedball Mike Bailey is a non-binary pro wrestler who goes by he/him and they/them pronouns. Currently a member of the AEW roster, the Canadian talent is a former TNA X-Division champion and has wrestled in independent promotions all over the world, culminating in his AEW debut earlier this year.

submitted 6 hours ago • 9 comments

Today is Naksa Day, a day of commemoration for the hundreds of thousands of Palestinians who were killed and expelled from their homes 58 years ago. Lasting peace means acknowledging atrocities. By carrying our ancestors’ stories and pain, we can strive for a better future for our descendants.

submitted 4 hours ago • 17 comments

As a queer person, it is baffling to me that any marginalized group could've ever viewed Chick-Fil-A as anything but a threat and a mandatory boycott.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

the president shouldn't be able to extrajudicially murder people but let's be honest we all have one exception in our heads and it's the same guy for everyone

submitted 5 hours ago • 123 comments

Happy Ronald Reagan Death Day to all who celebrate!

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

and a happy new year

submitted 6 hours ago • 34 comments

merry christmas, everyone

submitted 6 hours ago • 32 comments

You don't need to be great at everything. Specialize instead. Become a well respected moss collector, or try folding life-sized origami lions and animating them with dark magic.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

submitted 1 day ago • 78 comments

submitted 10 hours ago • 48 comments

When Hangman Adam Page and Swerve Strickland FINALLY team up, it’s going to heal the entire wrestling community. #AEW #WWE #Wrestlesky

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Jesus fucking christ Muslim Ban 2. Back to the airports do not leave, do not let the lawyers convince you it can be beaten in court Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

How is every Fyter Fest better than the actual Fyre Fest #AEWFyterFest

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Everyone is brave until the Murderhawk takes flight #AEWFyterfest

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That snap Thekla does out of the spider crawl is one of the most organically cool things I've seen from a wrestler in a while Plus her spear rules! #AEWFyterFest

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

So if Mercedes had a steak in Denver, is she going to have a Voodoo Donut in Portland? #AEWFyterFest

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

AR Fox and Nick Wayne are the midcard's Swerve and Hangman lol #AEWFyterFest

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I know Cru has been the popular choice, but Lee Johnson and Blake Christian would excel as Ricochet's minions

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Even Tony Schiavone is calling Ricochet's bluff 🤣 #AEWFyterFest

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

So all five of his fingers are tools... 🤔🤤 #AEWFyterFest

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TAY JAY IS FUCKING BACK!!!!! (They need Harley as their thirsty mascot) #AEWFyterFest

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Hearing "Proto-shita" just makes me miss Hikaru Shida 😞 #AEWFyterFest

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

It's a crime that we currently have a Don Callis Family vs Paragon feud and we haven't had a Kyle Fletcher vs Kyle O'Reilly React-Off yet. #AEWFyterFest

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm pretty sure I hooked up with a "Señor Magnum" at a Phoenix area bathhouse before... 🤔 #AEWFyterFest

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment