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30 y/o JRPG enjoyer, insufferable music nerd, exvangelical. 🏳️‍⚧️
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the guy who couldn't make a profit on an Atlantic City casino is going after the man who wrote Atlantic City the song. truly a clash for the ages.

submitted 4 days ago • 55 comments

(God creating Super Hell): no, wait, that’s not enough for these people. Let’s make Super Duper Hell.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

yeah sure fascism is upon us and human rights are eroding but have you considered the refreshing taste of a chilled topo Chico? Checkmate liberal

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

REFUGEE: "We'd like asylum in the United States." ASYLUM HOTLINE: "We're full. Not taking any more." REFUGEE: "We're white." ASYLUM HOTLINE: "How soon can you get here?"

submitted 8 days ago • 465 comments

ok maybe this time the knicks pull thru

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

apparently I’m spiritually such a catgirl I involuntarily hissed at the (in public) tv when the Celtics went up 29

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

the knicks being down this much guarantees they’ll pull out the W from their ass at the end right?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.

submitted 13 days ago • 363 comments

magadori is a cautionary tale about what happens when you raise a girl on nothing but shonen jump

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

If the blues actually put up a fight against the jets I will be so pleased

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

(Putting your ‘Berserk’ volumes out of order) I’m rearranging your Guts.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

i'm at the old world dying. i'm at the new world struggling to be born. i'm at the combination old world dying new world struggling to be born

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

First Trump take egg, and I did not speak, for I was not egg. Then, Trump take Nintendo, and I did not speak, for I was not Nintendo.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

carry on my silkward song

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

[youth pastor voice] you know who else is a switch too?

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

"Fell for it again award" but it's believing Team Cherry means it when they say "This year"

submitted 49 days ago • 6 comments

*extremely cowboy voice* Reckon I done been subjected to th' mortifyin' ordeal a bein' known

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

[starting a metroid game] i like how the nice lady with arms made out of gun has cool clothes and many powerful toys. time to get used to this status quo

submitted 54 days ago • 21 comments

The whiplash from watching sad Walton Goggins in The White Lotus and then immediately watching Walton Goggins in The Righteous Gemstones Season 4 is absolutely explosive

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t think I’ve ever hated learning something more

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Easter egg hunts implies the existence of both Easter egg predators and Easter egg prey

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

yeah -- this is one of those radicalizing facts you learn along the way. it's not that the U.S. sometimes goes back on its word; it's that the U.S. has no word at all. it has broken literally every treaty it ever made with Native Americans. trust a snitch before trusting the U.S to keep its word

submitted 60 days ago • 9 comments

Will American Dad outlast America. It's increasingly in the realm of the possible

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

Ah yes, who could forget the obvious distinction between being an antisemite and "creating the feeling of safe harbor for far-right elements who unabashedly or in coded language express antisemitic sentiments"

submitted 61 days ago • 353 comments

technically it's the thuggish, ruggish bone unless thuggish modifies ruggish. a bright career copyediting reissues is just around the corner for me

submitted 61 days ago • 9 comments

never liked Gavin Newsom, but he played his hand all wrong. he could have leaned into being lib Darth Vader and ran on a platform of revenge and really gotten some excitement behind him but instead he's choosing to simply be a milquetoast Dem who happens to be evil in his spare time

submitted 61 days ago • 186 comments