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Bombshell elegantly decomposing into forest hag (she/her) student astrologer, queer elder, evil sorceress ♻️ Venus > Mars > Saturn > Venus ❌TERFs/SWERFs/AI/genocide deniers/your co-star chart
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LMAO, Saturn goes back into Pisces, and yet Mars is squaring Jupiter at that point CAN WE GET A DAMN BREAK ON JUPITER IN CANCER, PLEASE

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Christ, some of y'all should never get invited to parties

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Here's how you remove Google AI from your mobile devices.

submitted 8 days ago • 262 comments

I have collected this magic in every place where it was, from the possession of anyone who possessed it, more speedily than a hound, more swiftly than a shadow. (BDF)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s okay to find some people existentially annoying

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

the 1% are threatening to leave NYC if Mamdani is elected. and i hope the voters of the city call their bluff

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I want to know who the people are who go straight to the camera for their profile pic rather than taking a few options. Absolute animals

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Tell me you didn't actually talk to a single neurodivergent person in developing this without telling me you didn't actually talk to a single neurodivergent person This would bother my sensory processing disorder so much I'd take it off and lose it in <5 minutes www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Literally just check if they're wearing anime clothes, wtf is this shit

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

sex, drugs, and lo-fi beats to study to

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The top of a slippery slope that leads to queer content, along with info on reproductive healthcare, being suppressed online. Wheeeee. #uspol

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Hang on...grumpy, miserly Scottish-born titan of industry...three chaotic siblings and a cousin...sycophantic employees? Is Succession just a remake of Ducktales?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Seeking incense recommendations. Any kind, whatever you like, the fancier or more esoteric the better

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

That giant scoffing sound you hear is every writer who ever had to give up using song lyrics in a manuscript before publication.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Been trying to get back into an exercise routine for the last month or so, and I will absolutely plan it out and get excited to start, and I somehow keep getting injured, sick, or busy. Is it Jupiter in my 3H squaring my activated 6H Saturn, or is it Saturn in my 12H opposing my 6H? Or both?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

People infantalizing 33 years old as if it isn't prime adulthood is a sickening thing to watch re: Zohran. Y'all be serious. We need to be giving young people more leadership opportunities not fewer. People acting suddenly like elder statesmen isn't a fucking problem with our society.

submitted 4 days ago • 22 comments

The democratic establishment is wondering how Zohran beat a ... *Checks notes* Sex offender????? who retaliated against the women he abused???

submitted 4 days ago • 46 comments

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This is a hall of fame blog

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dude needs to peep this chart cuz i doubt they’re any of *his* neighbors

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good goddess, these are dog shit churn rates even for SaaS, and it is fucking hilarious to me that they are spinning this as a positive!

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CDC Director Hearing: Senator Hassan: If the President asked you to take an action that was against the law, would you follow the law or the President? Monarez: The President would never ask me to do something illegal. Hassan: I’d ask you to review recent facts and reflect on that answer.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Bill Clinton can you please do Newsom next

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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

submitted 11 days ago • 53 comments

The idea that pro-trans movements led to anti-trans sentiment is egregiously out of touch with reality. Increased LGBTQ representation led to historic shifts in public opinion toward the community. The aggressively bigoted and violent campaigns that lied about trans people are clearly responsible

submitted 8 days ago • 47 comments

There’s still time to try gay sex DURING Pride month, which unlocks 50K bonus ally points.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments