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Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills. Partner of @cynxyn. Working at KingsIsle on wizardy and piratey games.
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our cat is yelling at us because the leaf blowers are loud

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From my new piece on Biden’s cancer diagnosis, the media & online response, and what controlled opposition actually means… catvalente.substack.com/p/i-am-joes-...

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It’s true

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heard this story from a lady, didn’t catch her name: did you know a group of flamingos in a florida zoo bullied a much taller flamingo until they had to put her in her own enclosure? when asked about it, she was so wise. she said it was ok, that taller birds are often ostrich-sized

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how are you feeling today on a scale of okay to learning there is a registered MacDuck tartan?

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nothing like an incredibly cool estate auction to make you wish you were rich www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...

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there are worse things to do on a saturday than be a cat bed

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How is Murderbot so well paced that a 22 minute episode feels about ten minutes long?

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

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She’s a brick house. Let’s make her a brick home

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1975: make mayonnaise, infuse with canned fruit, serve with more mayonnaise

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I find often (not only/always obvs) "It's harder to make friends when you're older" is 'cause you've grown up & are less willing to suffer to ephemeral, shallow, not-worth-it friendships that litter our pasts & now it takes more work, openness & dedication. But the results are so much better for it.

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whatever happened to what’s mid i relied on them to find new fellow mid posters

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still seething about them putting that little neurodivergent hawaiian girl who couldn’t navigate a public school dance program without getting bullied into despair into the system so her sister could go to a worse school far away in a story that was supposed to be about family

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LiveJournal just emailed me that my account there is 24 years old. My last post was in 2009 saying I didn't use it anymore. The banner was in Cyrillic. This was my avatar pic:

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