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I'm sure the to tflcar guy is a nice kid but what the fuck is up with the Doug DeMuro impression

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I'm not saying high school was the best years of my life but people don't really call me the King of Octopus Smut anymore so maybe I am actually saying that

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Every now and then Reverb advertises me a set of Peavey Radial Pros and I think to myself "You know, the algorithm is right, I -DO- need a set of drums that are much heavier yet also much more fragile than other drums, making them an extremely poor choice for a gigging drummer".

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Cardinal: (in conclave) We vowed not to have an American Pope until they suffered a political decline. Let's check the news to see if it's time CNN: The Quiznos Rat has been appointed head of the FDA

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Toad the Dry Socket is this anything

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Clarissa Explains The Nine Billion Names of God

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WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer

submitted 42 days ago • 132 comments

I swear I'm not being pedantic but it's not the frog's fault! In the famous experiment, the frogs in question had parts of their brains removed prior to the boilin, which IMO makes it actually a far more prescient allegory

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

It's not that I don't trust a guy that can turn in to 50 bats I'm just not really in to the whole Monarchical succession thing

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[sexting an english chick] you getting a mite jammy down there? spreading it all over your crumpet are you? well carry on then, bob's your uncle.

submitted 46 days ago • 12 comments

you know I for one am glad Fred Durst got his redemption arc or whatever the hell that was

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using Facebook in 2025 is jarringly being shown photos of people you haven't spoken to in over a decade and forgot existed

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Large Language Model Eat My Ass Challenge

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So far, Nate Silver and Matt Yglesias have come out against this piece which means you know with 100% certainty that Ed is correct and you should listen to what he’s saying

submitted 46 days ago • 25 comments

You can still poke people on Facebook. why

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

hey @warlabel.bsky.social label me as Thousand Sons so the people know (I'm just a bag of sand)

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Diogenes was most likely literally insane but he made some good points about dogs and jerking off so in my book he's alright

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Soon I’ll be six popes old.

submitted 48 days ago • 8 comments

Maybe if a big war had ever been fought over whether it's ok for armed government foot soldiers to break into people's homes and drag away deemed undesirables, we might have a historical reference point for what ICE is doing now. Oh well

submitted 49 days ago • 25 comments

this could be us but well you know why

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Ever since I bought this amulet from a mysterious stranger in an impossibly black cloak outside the oldest church in town I've been heaving visions of humanity burning in eternal hellfire every time I close my eyes but I'm sure I just need to get more sleep

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Yeah I had charcuterie for dinner* *4 cocktails and a bowl of olives

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yeah, man

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The one where Ross tries to start a softball league. He insists on being team captain which makes everyone miserable until they feed him into the slow pitch machine, feet first. "Could you be more mangled," Chandler asks the Ross pile as the teams shake hands. Monica finds a pigeon in her purse.

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In 1975 Mr. Rogers invited Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch of the West) onto Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in order to teach children that there are fundamentally evil people on this earth and not even killing them can keep them away

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Mama mia!

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LD left so I'm all alone in the control both fartin up a storm

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A chicken in every pot and an Italian-American's [ALLEGED] bullet in every billionaire

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An Israeli diamond dealer died of a botched penis enlargement surgery and I'm just finding out about this now?? Way to bury the lede blsky

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Sieve me thru a trommel I am ready to go

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