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The cutest and pinkest kobold girl to ever live in the state of New York! Used to go by the name Skylar. She/fae, 28, and pan.
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Did you know that kobolds don't have to pay taxes? It's because the IRS got tired of them using tax forms as coloring books. 😅

Day 1,554

Energy units for mega lobito 🐺 yay!

Daily bunny no.2975 stops to taste the flowers

looking at this picture right now yo

on the good news front: When they did the vitals, I discovered I now weigh 140lbs. compared to 155 a few years ago. I'm 5'4", so this is a pretty good weight. And I eat a ton of carbs. Maybe I'll develop a pizza and pasta diet and become rich! "Lose 15 pounds, eating pizza, pasta & drinking pop"

I dunno why, but there's something about Trapinch that's kobold like to me. 🤔

In a little under 1 hour #Rawrcade #plush campaign closes on BackerKit! Here are some fresh Confetti the #giraffatitan sample pics! Colors are slightly off, and we’ve requested a different fabric for the ruffles. 💜

He’s cute and he’s all mine! 🥰🥰🥰

Guys i want to be best friends

Pardon us! We haven't been the most active 'bolds lately, but will be doing our best to get back on track of things!! new products and new friends coming very soon!!

Can’t sleep. Thinking about grills

Happy Pride month, all! Way back in 2018 I made these galaxy pride flags. They were shared many thousands of times, featured on Vice, and even made their way onto book covers and into video games. Here are the original ones I created (in no particular order!) so Bluesky can have them too. 💙

You see a group of kobolds sitting in a circle, and then they all suddenly start floating in mid-air! 😮 Do you run away or investigate?

kobold noises

synth nights

🪶 Tea party crows 🐦‍⬛

mario kart world is fucked

🐉 Dragonite Chibi Base 🐉 it's been a long time since I've released a lineart base! find it on my Ko-fi shop for $8 ⬇️

learn your history, besties

Future Honeybee!

Reminder there is no right or wrong way to take estrogen. No way of taking it is superior than the other. Some works for people and some doesn't. Just gotta try them till you find one that does

My kobolds keep talking about how there’s like a Deltic Rune tomorrow or something

Kobolds enjoy being carried around

since i moved to bluesky I’ve had a lot less losers commenting “😐” on my queer-related posts, y’all are great

A volunteer fire department run by kobolds! 😄 Oh, no, no, no, they don't put out fires. They start them. 😅

Fucking THANK YOU. We can criticize conservatives without resorting to bodyshaming. Hell, having lived in the south, I also don't really like calling them stupid and inbred. Yeah, they may be following something that is inherently dumb, but like...trade people aren't dumb.

you: you better not be a terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE when I get over there my gay ass:

Aeldari when they see humans for the first time :

I asked for a little extension with my visa bills and rent, but I only have 2 more days left and I still $300 more to cover it all! Please share if you can! It helps me a ton! And thank you SO MUCH to everyone who who helped out! You guys are my saviors!

Happy Pride 🌈 -- [ #furry #furryart ]

Resist. Rejoice. Remember. I dedicate this year's pride knight to my community. My trans family, friends and loved ones are beautiful, resilient and amazing and we will continue to thrive like the weeds society treats us as. Happy Pride. Trans liberation at any cost. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

(taking notes from the past few days) mhm mhm, so I should be more annoying

If you're unsure if some creature is really a dragon or not, just place a kobold in front of them. If they're a dragon, the kobold will yip. 😊 However uh... The accuracy of this is dubious, since last week, a kobold said "yip" to a squash. 😅

dragon imitating female ai voice: this dog, LOVES! burritos? kobold eating: leave me alone