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schatzipage.bsky.social
Still an ancient astronaut theorist. What can I say, I love my job.
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fucking freddie freeman

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Witness the *proposed* devastation of NASA science. If this concerns you, consider exploring the tools provided to make your opinions known: www.planetary.org/save-nasa-sc...

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Complimented by a Black woman.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

A 19 year old was shot and killed by CPD in Humboldt Park last night. Reminder that preliminary cop narratives about these incidents are almost always wrong. And yes, it was a tac team. It's been over a year since Dexter Reed was killed and they're still out there.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Do. Not. Disturb. The. Mysterious. Ancient. Rune-inscribed. Skull-adorned. Ring. Found. In. The. Idyllic. Countryside. Seriously, there's a whole book about this. And movies. Long ones!

submitted 3 days ago • 70 comments

@jennyquarx.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Am I allowed to say after a Frimpong Friday I want a Wirtz Wednesday? Yes? Anyone? #LFC #YNWA #REDSKY #LFCFAMILY

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

Good man. Frimpong Friday it is! #LFC #YNWA

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao someone on Reddit brought to my attention that DuPage county took all their sales tax revenue intended for transportation and spent it on cops and now they’re panicking because the updated usage requirements in the new bill are going to defund their sheriff’s department.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

This makes my night. Some of the best (and most ridiculous) work I ever did is in that repo and now it’s not lost to time.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Someone is about to get gruesomely murdered at this Knicks game

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Okay i love McDavid for that. They’re gonna win.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Walman’s Revenge

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@shannysland.bsky.social

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I had to leave Detroit a day early because of “the thing” I couldn’t talk about. I’m so glad she had a beautiful birthday. I am just in love with Kylie down to her tippy toes.

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Sinners is set in the city of Clarksdale, MS. Problem: there’s no theatre there. So, the citizens wrote to Warner Bros to bring the film to them. Today they & Ryan Coogler did! What a beautiful day!

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

Been blasting through my errands list and now a little happy mail, as a treat! #LGRW

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@theblessedmadonna.bsky.social saw what you got up to last night ☠️☠️☠️☠️ what a crazy beautiful life this is!

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Ahhh and it was all a grift. Color me shocked.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I am laying in bed and I can hear Go Cubs Go

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

In honor of Dorothea Lange’s birthday, and amidst current events, I am reminded of her less famous, incredible photojournalism of America’s concentration camps, which were originally seized and hidden (censored) by the US military. Everyone should see these dorothealange.museumca.org/section/expo...

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Happy Javyversary! Four Years Ago Today, Javy Báez Did the Most El Mago Thing Ever www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/05...

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Many words here. Not among them are the 2 words that limited Rahm Emanuel to 2 terms as Chicago mayor. Laquan McDonald www.thefp.com/p/president-...

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Here's Eve Ewing modeling what we all should be doing to Rahm.

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