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schmozy.bsky.social
Some furry dork. 45. Married to Summerotter. He/Him. No RP. Minors DNI. πŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”ž
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Make him yours. www.makeship.com/petitions/al...

Doomscrolling like a champ! Commission for @schmozy.bsky.social

How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫πŸ§ͺπŸ”¬πŸ’‰πŸ₯½

It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

schmozyyyyy

[CW: M x M x F, Bisexual threesome, Coyote sandwich w/ snep bread] @schmozy.bsky.social having some fun with my kitties πŸ’• #NSFW #FurryArt

I stumbled on this while looking up something else and it just felt really apropos.

How can one man be so fucking cool

Cartoons voiced by real animals (Episode 2): Fox

For @schmozy.bsky.social and Summerotter πŸ₯

When your professor is too demanding and won't allow any distractions during his private tutoring session. And makes you do what you are told! 😳 Lion professor: @schmozy.bsky.social Cheeky leopard student: Me 🎨: Jailbird #furry #furryart #nsfw

Eyy thanks for joining me @schmozy.bsky.social for a day at the lake! Finally some perfect weather, eh? Oh ya, you can set your picnic blanket just there; Do you drink? I can make you one of these nice ... - uhh, why are you looking at me like that? ty for the art, @jezielipristine.bsky.social !

Hey, folks. I need my vehicle situation sorted. Every little bit helps. Thank you. ❀️ gofund.me/da8bdff1 #mutualaid #helpsky #transgender #transcrowdfund #transmutualaid

Commission for @schmozy.bsky.social and @xevelous.bsky.social πŸ‘½βš‘

I was gonna do a month-by-month again this year but there were so many pics that sparked joy I just threw them all on here <3 #FurryArt #NSFW Character credits in replies (there are a lot o.o)

"Hey bro, can I borrow your phone for a minute? I wanna try out that front camera real quick! And maybe leave something to remember 😼" Just helping @schmozy.bsky.social try out his new cell phone! πŸ˜‡πŸ˜Έ Awesome art by Jailbird! <3 #furry #furryart #nsfw

Being woken up by the cat πŸ˜‘ Being woken up by the cat jumping on you 😠 Being woken up by the cat jumping on you to make biscuits on your tummy 😭

Decided to give a new footlong a try! They didn't lie about the size~ 😼πŸ₯– (teaser for an upcoming commission, probably the last one of the year)

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

gentle reminder you can always be put in the bird tube without warning

"You Are Safe With Me" or "How To Piss Off The MAGA Cult By Reminding Them They're Not The Only Ones That Can Exercise Their 2nd Amendment Rights" Also I'm a person of color, named Mohamed. Glock 17, 34 Rounds, 12 Yards.

Just helping out a friend :) @schmozy.bsky.social gets some relief I get to touch a penis Art by @pur-fox.bsky.social 2020 #nsfw #furry #furryart #art #dragon #coyote

Vertigo is performing his finest Twitter impression

Doctor: "So now that you're 45, it's time for your first colonoscopy." Me: "Oh..."

Sometimes a girl has needs, ya know? Thanks to @schmozy.bsky.social for commissioning this pic and supplying the absolute hunk of a lion <3 #NSFW #FurryArt

Normalize this reaction #art #artists

It's time to get our bricks.