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A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.
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Orange Man getting lazy.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

The 5th circuit...

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

It's actually a good point. I'm mostly keyed into the county data but the difference between population centers and pure rural may be more stark. Any literature that you're aware of here?

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

Hard rural like this are Trumps heartland. Hard to overstate how bad he's fucking his own voters.

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

*revs engines fascist-ly*

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Surprisingly aggro tonight on the blueksy. Yes I am rooting for ICE, really just laying it out there that I think they're great. Or you know, you could fucking read.

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

I mean, good??

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

Yeah potentially corticosteroids.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Its honestly my favorite dumb Trump thing and I've posted about it for years at this point. Remember when he asked the MIC why he could see the planes? Lmao.

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

Your continuing reminder that Trump.literally thinks Stealth technology is the plane is invisible.

submitted 6 hours ago • 7 comments

So Miller Is 100% the actual president.

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

Lmao Trump yelled at his pollster to give him a good poll.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

I mean I am going to try and say this with all respect of your situation: fighting isn't posting. I worked as a lobbyist with the SRA in Montana and people in wheelchairs who could barely function dragged themselves to the congress to demand to be seen.

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

They're trimming the fat on bad posting, Ariel.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

In addition to all the evil ICE commits: they are, to a man and to their cores, complete cowards. They are humiliated right now and lying like six year olds over who ate the snacks.

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

Looking weak like this in the Trump administration is literally begging to get Miller come to your office and shout for hours and hours, it's not surprising they're all rushing to cover they asses.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

The Dodgers openly moving against ICE like this is very notable imho.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

In a universe where the alternative is a serious candidate that is simply slightly more right wing, I think this is a fundamentally acceptable point. However, in our universe.. *gestures at everything* - this argument shows a complete lack of empathy for the weakest amongst us and is pure hubris.

submitted 10 hours ago • 7 comments

kinda feels like the admin is massively failing to consolidate itself.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh Miller is going to be so fucking mad.

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

i mean u need infrastructure to build bombs

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

I mean this is continuing confirmation, imho, that the massive public pressure campaign is tanking morale internally. Homan, et. al doing these sort of appeals to humanity really gives away the game a bit.

submitted 14 hours ago • 16 comments

Everything old is new again

submitted 14 hours ago • 6 comments

alright gonna go work have a good day everyone much to my posting habit's dismay, medicine is not stopped.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

you honestly can't keep getting away with this lmao

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submitted 17 hours ago • 5 comments

i think that the GPT-5 charAIs with ads would be absolutely hilarious. just sliding in product placements when you're talking with your AI girlfriend

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

might i suggest to you, dear reader, that poasting on bluesky is not activism and if you honestly believe that all hope is lost i have no idea why you aren't hoarding ammo and building a compound with your free time, because that would be a much better use of your time than yelling at people online

submitted 17 hours ago • 12 comments

Something I remember from COVID was someone telling me that they were exhausted because they were spending 20 hours every day "doing activism" And I was like, oh word? So you're like helping at hospitals and such? Nah, they were posting on reddit.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

fwiw, tea leaves of doing this imho is that ICE knows that denying members entrance to facilities is a losing issue for them.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

-8 is his best result by a country mile.

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

I find that "You are yelling at a cartoon plane who insists that he lives on JP-8 - I am not sure you are spending your time wisely" works very well on this person.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

yeah this is an in-kind donation

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I think one of the more deranged behaviors on bluesky is sliding into someone's mentions, making a dubious claim with absolute certainty, be asked to provide receipts, and respond with something like "Not my job to educate you." Just utterly unhinged.

submitted 17 hours ago • 10 comments

since younger people are asking how shockingly stupid things were in 2003, may I present to you this circa-03 sign that I bought from a local restaurant and their (unrelated) going out of business sale a few years later

submitted 1 day ago • 153 comments

I mean, if this is true, good. It also reads like palace intrigue

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Never block, never surrender, fight your posting enemies to the death and make them block you

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

The entire C&G space is on fire right now so I wouldn't necessarily see this as nefarious.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Seems to me that the Vice president should have more important things to do at this exact moment but what do i know

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Man, three major cleavages in the GOP right now: 1.) Medicaid / Rural Hospitals 2.) Public Lands 3.) Iran This coalition isn't long for this world.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

My poasting is perfect, thank you very much.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Deseret News getting after him is like a step away from getting yelled at by LDS church leadership lol

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Twenty years ago the Republican party stood for huge tax cuts for the rich and wars of choice in the middle east, but then Donald Trump totally remade the party and realigned American poltiics, and now the Republica party stands for...huge tax cuts for the rich and wars of choice in the middle east.

submitted 1 day ago • 256 comments