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REMEMBER If you encounter a goth in this hot weather DO NOT PICK THEM UP Instead, put a couple of drops of patchouli oil in a teaspoon of water and leave a Bauhaus album next to them, and they should recover pretty quickly

submitted 3 hours ago • 8 comments

There's a thread on AskReddit asking, "People who have had to drain their life’s savings on a single event, what happened?" 99% of the answers are depressing American stories about medical bills, 1% is an Australian who found a wombat burrowing under their house.

submitted 9 hours ago • 142 comments

the hotter it is outside, the colder it is in the control booth/server room. I end up wearing a parka year round. Today I wish I'd brought gloves.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

People claiming I'm a snackaholic are way off base. I've never even touched snackahol, let alone abused it. Besides, all that nicotine and meth really curbs the munchies

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

ALSO VERY IMPORTANT verify their warrant is Judicial (signed by a judge, actually gives them the right to enter private property) and Administrative (get the fuck off my lawn, out of my lobby, back to the street). The latter is a useless piece of paper they printed in the office before they left

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments