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Breaking: The exact number of utter morons in Australia has been revealed #auspol #auselection2025

submitted 15 days ago • 18 comments

The actual treasurer whose party has just won the actual election is sitting there but still we’re only hearing from the bespectacled muppet next to him #abcelection #auspol #ausvotes25

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

🥔 🗑️ #auspol2025

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Don’t care what the naysayers say.. loved this season of White Lotus, didn’t want it to end! And that’s all I’ll say because who wants to be spoiler in your timeline… right asshats?!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

“We didn’t backflip Brian. We just gently and calmly walked back the policy to a point time where it didn’t exist”

submitted 44 days ago • 32 comments

All I kept hearing from the pro MAGA camp was how priced in tariffs already were.. just look for the people with egg on their faces, that’s them (and they were expensive eggs!)

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

his shipmates called him mad

submitted 47 days ago • 10 comments

Checking overnight markets even more of a s*tshow today than yesterday.. turns out not such a smart idea voting in a ‘leader’ of the free world who’s good at bankrupting things, can’t believe no one warne… oh they did didn’t they?!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, what a s*tshow checking overnight markets...Indexes crashed 5%, Volatility Index screaming up 38%, Dollar index plummets, govts are bond buying for rate cuts... recession is a dead certainty. The tarriftrum is screwing us all.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Another week, another shifty red line.... where is Aus govt NOW on AUKUS if not for the tariff shambles? #auspol

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Why is nobody talking about Russia and North Korea not being on the tariff list 🙃 But yay, our beef exports got slightly less tariffed than expected - moo to that!

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

It’s unnerving how many truly evil people there are running things right now… across business and gov’t. Thing is they want us to lose hope but that’s why good people need to keep fighting ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🌈 🕊️

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I know it bothers you as much as it does me that journalism as an institution can’t process that what it’s seeing on a daily basis is evil people doing evil sh*t Not incompetence, not naivete, not negligence, not mispeaking, not mixups, not miscommunications: straight-up evil people doing evil sh*t

submitted 55 days ago • 545 comments

Big Bird and the adventures of the evil empire

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Where is the red line for Aus government on AUKUS if not for the Hesgeth shambles? #auspol

submitted 56 days ago • 9 comments

You can be a progressive voter and: • love things Labor has done AND • hate things Labor has done (incl. protecting the duopoly) • admire Greens' policies AND • hate Greens attacking Labor • admire the Teal independents AND • be disappointed by those who support Zionist Israel. #auspol #AusVotes25

submitted 62 days ago • 24 comments

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submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments